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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
*dumping "spider" mines derived from UT2004 into entire ventilation system*
7,461
posted on
12/15/2005 12:14:26 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darkchylde
For those type of guys, I'd hope that they can keep "other things" interesting.
I'm married to "one of those types of women" BTW. Zon is pretty indifferent to jewels and metals.
7,462
posted on
12/15/2005 12:15:22 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Darkchylde; King Prout
As she does not have valid biometric identification to prove that she is of age, she may perform massages on people that do not involve *ahem* "private parts", and nothing but massages.
What she does on her own time is her own business....
7,463
posted on
12/15/2005 12:15:34 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: King Prout
What? She didn't say anything about that.
7,464
posted on
12/15/2005 12:16:32 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: King Prout; Dead Corpse
*releasing pheromone compound into intake manifold*
*waits for explosive reaction*
7,465
posted on
12/15/2005 12:17:17 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: King Prout
That's just...
7,466
posted on
12/15/2005 12:18:28 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*lauging at error, knowing spider mines cue on motion and thermal signatures, not chemical traces*
7,467
posted on
12/15/2005 12:19:36 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Dead Corpse
just "taking the game to the next level"
7,468
posted on
12/15/2005 12:20:13 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Hhhmmm.... I wonder where this corridot goes...
7,469
posted on
12/15/2005 12:20:53 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Darkchylde
tre... she didn't.
7,470
posted on
12/15/2005 12:20:55 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Dead Corpse
Heh. I have a hard time convincing people I don't
like diamonds. After all, EVERY girl likes diamonds.
They do get the idea after I squeal "Oh, yes! They're
cold, hard rocks, like a gold-diggers heart!" though.
Nice to know I'm not completely "weird" for it.
7,471
posted on
12/15/2005 12:23:51 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: King Prout
Oh, well.... you have something to say? ;-)
7,472
posted on
12/15/2005 12:25:36 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Darkchylde
Zon has a soft spot for rubies. I like emeralds. We both prefer white gold to yellow.
Not at all... then again, consider who you are talking too... ;-)
7,473
posted on
12/15/2005 12:29:40 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Darkchylde; Alice au Wonderland; Darksheare
*lurk-lurk*
It's OK, Alice...I'll vouch for Chylde. She's been around long enough to own at least PART of the castle!
Besides: She's Darks' sister...that ought to count for something...;o]
7,474
posted on
12/15/2005 12:30:57 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Darkchylde; Darksheare
diamonds *bore* me.
emeralds and rubies are much lovelier.
garnets and topaz and amber and gentle turkis are much lovelier.
hell... simple obsidian is far lovelier
I don't much care for gold, either... a small amount of gold tracery around deep green strata- or mozaic-patterned malachite can be tasteful and appealing, but too many people go for gold overkill.
7,475
posted on
12/15/2005 12:31:54 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darkchylde
7,476
posted on
12/15/2005 12:32:41 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout; Dead Corpse
I like emeralds and pink diamonds...but emeralds are my favorite. I could never have enough of them...
7,477
posted on
12/15/2005 12:34:02 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: King Prout; Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
Hey!
Who's fumigatin' me, and why do I have this robotic abomination on my head?!
The Dust Bunnies aren't likin' it either, and they're now refusing to leave the vent shafts!
7,478
posted on
12/15/2005 12:34:16 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Dead Corpse
I like sapphires & aquamarine (since it's my birthstone). I
also tend to like the less "impressive" stones, like cat's eye or
opal. Everything I wear is silver, though I do like white gold.
I think yellow gold looks really funny against my pale skin.
You mean *gasp* you're not normal either?! We're doomed! ;-)
7,479
posted on
12/15/2005 12:34:46 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: King Prout; Darkchylde
Silver.
Milk Opals.
Hematite.
Onyx.
Black diamonds.
Grey or black pearls.
7,480
posted on
12/15/2005 12:34:58 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
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