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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: Darkchylde
I know how it is pronounced, but my smarmOmeter will not permit me to make the sounds.
and, yes, my perverse sibling will have much to say on the prehensile subject.
whereas her perverse sibling will simply contemplate the possibilities, in silence
7,441
posted on
12/15/2005 11:47:27 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darkchylde
LOL... I like paging through some of those just to see who is trying to outweird who...
I may need to set up my own account one of these days. It'd probably help if I actually liked other people enough to keep up with it.
Funny...
7,442
posted on
12/15/2005 11:50:17 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Dead Corpse
*humming softly as she peruses the well-stocked shelves of the armory*
Hmmm. I wonder what this stuff does....
*reading label on cannister aloud*
"Aerosol Disinfectant....hmmm...For really tenacious household pollutants...blah, blah, blah,....ah, instructions for use.....hmmmm....Oh nifty!...."
*approaches return air vent and pulls tab*
*watches cloud as it is sucked into the vent*
What's that thumping and gagging sound?
*looking around*
7,443
posted on
12/15/2005 11:51:04 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
Identification? Uh, wait...
*goes through pockets & pulls out gum, cards, candy...*
Nope, no ID.
7,444
posted on
12/15/2005 11:51:13 AM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Dead Corpse
I think everything here moves on it's own.
7,445
posted on
12/15/2005 11:51:41 AM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Cute little thing ... what's he munching?
7,446
posted on
12/15/2005 11:52:09 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: Dead Corpse
Elvis Trooper???
*lovin' it*
7,447
posted on
12/15/2005 11:52:14 AM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Darkchylde
Well, massage (and I do mean strictly massage only) parlor duty for you.
*adjusting "services" list: "Backwalker Massage"*
7,448
posted on
12/15/2005 11:53:47 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Tax-chick
7,449
posted on
12/15/2005 11:54:16 AM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Darkchylde
In the lower levels yeah... We'd be in trouble if some of them didn't.
If all else fails, maybe we can rig up a waterfall for you to play "water nymph" in...
7,450
posted on
12/15/2005 11:55:24 AM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Oh, I see. Is he teething?
7,451
posted on
12/15/2005 11:57:50 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
To: King Prout
Yay!
Yeah, she just put me to work in the Massage Parlor.
Heh... *blush*
7,452
posted on
12/15/2005 12:01:19 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Tax-chick
Oh, yes. He's only 9 weeks old, so he's breaking in his chompers at every available opportunity. I'm training both Mcxlplx and the children that hands are NOT toys!
7,453
posted on
12/15/2005 12:02:03 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
*snickering as he watches Alice fumigate the wrong vent shaft*
*crawls onward trying to get to a cross corridor*
*opens inspection hatch into a maintenance shaft*
*lifts floor panel spying an unshod foot*
Tickle-tickle! Tag! You're IT!
7,454
posted on
12/15/2005 12:03:07 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
To: Darkchylde
7,455
posted on
12/15/2005 12:04:49 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: Dead Corpse
I know the feeling, I don't have a myspace either.
What if you meet one of those women
that doesn't really care about jewelry?
7,456
posted on
12/15/2005 12:05:32 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Dead Corpse
Oh, great. I now have the music from
"Disney's Fantasia" playing in my head.
*goes about dancing & humming*
7,457
posted on
12/15/2005 12:07:57 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: King Prout
*innocently* What? She said it'd be strictly massage.
7,458
posted on
12/15/2005 12:11:57 PM PST
by
Darkchylde
(Don't try my brother's coffee!)
To: Dead Corpse
Dang it!
*unzipping jeans and shimmy-ing out of them*
Here.
*follows ventilation ducts to main distribution room* *looks for fresh air intake manifold*
7,459
posted on
12/15/2005 12:12:47 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
To: Darkchylde
on-duty and paid, sure.
off duty is another matter ;)
7,460
posted on
12/15/2005 12:12:58 PM PST
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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