Parody ZOT of Free Republic

[Tax-chick]

Not yet. He said he had one possibility who changed her mind when she learned the cat was long-haired.

It seems like most people who like cats already have one!

[Alice au Wonderland]

*notices door halfway down corridor is ajar*

*silently, cautiously, approaches door*

*waits*

*waits*

*kicks open door*


"AAAAAAiiiiiiiieeeeeee! @#&*@! It's the Yeti!"


"AAAAAAiiiiiiiieeeeeee! @#&*@! It's Alice!"


*Alice flees through door, poste haste*


Time out, DC. Gotta change my knickers.

*

[Alice au Wonderland]

In for a penny, in for a pound.

That's how Mcxlplx got his "sister".

[Tax-chick]

Agnes always hated other cats. With violent destructiveness. Maybe my brother's cat is friendlier, though.

[Alice au Wonderland]

*shucking off simulated mink parka*

*unfastening jeans*.....

[Alice au Wonderland]

*unbuttoning shirt*

*shirt falls to floor*

[timpad]

*Heads for fridge*

Now, where's that roast beef?

*Looks up*

WHOA! Thousand pardons, m'lady! So Sorry!

*blush*

*backs out of room, quickly.*

[Alice au Wonderland]

Don't be sorry. I had an unexpected run-in with a Yeti. Need a fresh change of clothing.

*peeling off longjohns*

Would you mind making a sandwich for me? Whatever you're having will be fine.

*unsnaps garters*

*looks up with a wicked grin*

Thank goodness for garters, huh?

*looks at paralyzed Timpad*

Um, you're strangling the roast beef, darlin'.

[timpad]

*blinks eyes, regains senses, releases meat*

Not at all. I'm having roast beef. Would you like it cold or warmed up in this Advanced Micro thingy NnB's put in?

*steals a look*

[Alice au Wonderland]

I'll take it anyway you want to give it to me. Thanks.

*walks behind counter partition*

*quick wiggle*

*panties fall to the floor*

How long will it be?.....Before lunch is ready?

[timpad]

I like mine warm, with sauce.

*Places two sammiches in Advanced Micro. Sensors detect the type and volume, and the device instantly heats the sammiches to optimum temperature*

*removes sammches, tops with BBQ sauce, and plates one for Alice*

These things NnB and DC keep coming up with are just amazing. Truly spectacular... *voice trails*

Um, speaking of spectacular, uh...

*disembodied voice booms from thin air*

BACK TO WORK, WIZARD!

*glances at ceiling, annoyed*

My apologies, m'lady. Duty calls, literally.

*sad, disappointed and frustrated sigh*

[Alice au Wonderland]

*slides fresh panties up thighs*

*walks back into kitchen*

*bends over to pickup discarded stocking*

*looks over shoulder at Timpad*

Ready, yet?

[timpad]

Indeed. The, er, sandwich is ready. Enjoy!

[timpad]

*shakes head vigorously, twice*

[Alice au Wonderland]

Thanks, Timpad.

*Takes a bite of the sandwich, swirling tongue to catch the leaking sauce*

Mmmmm.

*Another tongue swirl*

Perfect.

*Licking lips*

Filling.

*Swallowing*

Just what I needed.

[Darksheare]

Woohoo!
Ruger 10/22!

[timpad]

*breathes, deeply*

I must take my leave, I'm glad you enjoyed your lunch.

*Heads, regretfully, to the Observatory*

[Darksheare]

Hope Stag, Neets, CG, and Laura Earl are okay.
Been awhile since they've been in.
Hoping they're okay and in good health.

[Darksheare]

I opened up a 'use posts' page, and punched in Shalomars name.
And violie.. there was his earlier post.

And then I found that someone else had already done that..
*chuckle*

[King Prout]

that's *lovely*

as is the scoped 1022.