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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

You mean I will have to throw things at you and DC again today to get your attention?

*shaking head, wandering down the hallway*


7,321 posted on 12/15/2005 6:50:38 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL! The kids nag me for a cat regularly, but I have this baby thing going on. Also, I scrubbed every inch of the garage floor on hands and knees (several months pregnant) after Agnes died this summer, and it's going to take a long time to forget that!


7,322 posted on 12/15/2005 6:51:09 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Tax-chick

You have enough to deal with now, without a kitten, or a half-grown cat.

I'm sure it will take a while to finish grieving for Agnes, anyway.
When it's "time," you'll know.

How are you feeling, besides all the colds and runny noses?


7,323 posted on 12/15/2005 6:52:59 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Morning, Tim.

Another busy day ahead?


7,324 posted on 12/15/2005 6:53:33 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Feeling just fine, aside from occasional aches and pains (and sniffles and sneezes).


7,325 posted on 12/15/2005 6:54:38 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Monkey Face
G'mornin' m'lady!

Indeed 'Face, indeed. I must prepare, there is much to do.

I'll be in the general area today, I may stick my head in from time to time to check on that most interesting game of Tag y'all got goin' yesterday, but mostly I'll be wandering the hallways, the Observatory and the Library today.

Have a great one, later All!

7,326 posted on 12/15/2005 6:57:44 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Tax-chick

Take it easy on yourself and monitor the aches and pains very carefully.

It looks like the flu bug that's going round has a particularly nasty symptom: Horrendous joint pain. The afflicted joints varies from patient to patient, but the pain is the same. In very bad cases, it takes 6 weeks to fully recover.

Disinfect the children as often as humanly possible.

Was Agnes the family cat? (You don't have to answer if it's too painful a memory.)


7,327 posted on 12/15/2005 7:01:44 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Monkey Face

A "Psst! Want some chocolate?" will get my attention, too.


7,328 posted on 12/15/2005 7:03:41 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: timpad

Since I'm not quite up to "chase/chasing," I'll meet you in the library...perhaps some hot raspberry cocoa and some chocolate chip cookies would make reading more enjoyable?


7,329 posted on 12/15/2005 7:04:15 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tax-chick

I guess you're looking forward to less gravity after lift-off, eh? Hm-m-m-m...*checking calendar* that's about 10 days away...:o]


7,330 posted on 12/15/2005 7:06:09 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

7,331 posted on 12/15/2005 7:07:00 AM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare; Dead Corpse
The hubby's latest unauthorized purchase:


7,332 posted on 12/15/2005 7:07:35 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOL!

I'll be sort of in and out today, too. Maybe mostly out, as I'm still not feeling all that great, but at least most of last nights posts were "one-liners."

It wasn't nearly as difficult to catch up as I thought it would be.


7,333 posted on 12/15/2005 7:08:24 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
some hot raspberry cocoa and some chocolate chip cookies would make reading more enjoyable?

Most delightful, especially the company...but I might be a bit distracted, I'd hate you to think me an ungrateful cad...

7,334 posted on 12/15/2005 7:12:34 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: Dead Corpse

*curtsying*

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Now, to send you your reward for yesterday's tag....


7,335 posted on 12/15/2005 7:12:41 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse
Now, to send you your reward for yesterday's tag....

If you've got a chinstrap, DC, I'd suggest bucklin' it, right about now...

7,336 posted on 12/15/2005 7:19:28 AM PST by timpad (The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
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To: timpad

That's OK...I'm always slightly distracted when I have something on my mind. ;o]

The company would be welcome.


7,337 posted on 12/15/2005 7:21:34 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Thanks for the advice - will run all the kids through the Sanitizer cycle on the dishwasher after lunch :-).

Yes, Agnes was our cat - her picture is on my profile. She died from complications of extreme old age this summer, leaving a certain sense of loss, but also a horrendous mess, since she'd been somewhat incontinent for a couple of years. We'll be catless for a while!


7,338 posted on 12/15/2005 7:23:30 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Dick Cheney never trims his own nails. He simply stares at them until the tips melt off.")
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To: Dead Corpse
Your reward, Sir: The right boot or the left?


7,339 posted on 12/15/2005 7:25:27 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: timpad

Your faith in me is most gratifying!


7,340 posted on 12/15/2005 7:26:12 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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