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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: SandyInSeattle
I hope you feel better soon.
Good night.
To: Baraonda
Yeah, dismantling the keyboard and cleaning the contact pads with 90% isopropyl should do the trick.
The keys themselves can be lubed lightly with some vaseline.
(Or Molly grease, but that stuff gets everywhere and sticks to everything!)
6,802
posted on
12/13/2005 9:44:01 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Darksheare; sweetliberty; Baraonda
"I can go fetch him though. And make you feel right at home..?" I wouldn't advise it. Sharks are fish.
Plesiosaurs eat fish. Ergo ... short-lived threat.
6,803
posted on
12/13/2005 9:44:07 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: sweetliberty
Goodnight, pleasant dreams.
;-)
Good luck tomorrow.
6,804
posted on
12/13/2005 9:44:29 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: NicknamedBob; sweetliberty; Baraonda
;-)
LOL.
Okers.
Point taken.
(Egads, almost typed 'poit' like Pinky and the Brain.)
6,805
posted on
12/13/2005 9:45:18 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: Darksheare; tuliptree76; All
I have to sign off, too, in order to rise tomorrow and be that package carrier I mentioned, while my plans for world domination continue to gestate.
Good Night, Folks!
6,806
posted on
12/13/2005 9:56:52 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: NicknamedBob
Good night, Bob. Pleasant dreams.
To: NicknamedBob
Understood.
Have a good evening.
6,808
posted on
12/13/2005 10:00:03 PM PST
by
Darksheare
("Keep it just between us..." she said, and then she faded into the mist.)
To: NicknamedBob
WHHAAT? You left already........HA!
To: EsmeraldaA
To: tuliptree76
Hello tulip.
Did you have a very busy day?
To: EsmeraldaA
Yeah, it was busy. Final exam day (giving, not receiving).
To: tuliptree76
Ohhh okay.
It wasn't tense for you then. Only for the students.
To: EsmeraldaA
I just read a book while they were working. :-)
To: EsmeraldaA
"You left already........HA!"You mean you've finished your reading assignment already?
Would you like to turn in a report?
Hmm? ... (Good Night! I hope everyone had a Merry Ides of December.)
6,815
posted on
12/13/2005 10:25:13 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
To: tuliptree76
The best way to keep a 'good eye' on them. (Whatever that means) ;-))
To: NicknamedBob
Nope.
That is best done in the morning with coffee and thingies.
To: EsmeraldaA
Oh, I have a real good eye for cheating. I watch them in between paragraphs. I've also been able to catch things like programmable calculators (which aren't allowed in exams) from across a large lecture hall.
To: tuliptree76
And a book is excellent to use your peripheral vision. LOL!
To: EsmeraldaA
LOL!
Plus they think that you aren't paying much attention whey you really are. ;-)
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