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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: NicknamedBob
Why don't you ask your students? I really don't want to get into something like that.
541
posted on
12/02/2005 4:32:51 PM PST
by
tuliptree76
("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
To: Alice au Wonderland
Hi Alice!
I'm working on a plan to get a firm, trim body with lots of vigor and vitality.
A way to recapture my misspent youth and stamina.
It's called resurrection.
542
posted on
12/02/2005 4:34:39 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Your faith in my prurient abilities is humbling!
543
posted on
12/02/2005 4:35:19 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: tuliptree76
If an inside track is available at your school, use that. If not, pick a building on campus that has at least one flight of stairs and use that.
544
posted on
12/02/2005 4:37:41 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm working on a plan to get a firm, trim body with lots of vigor and vitality.
No, wait--I've got it! We take your brain and put it in someone else's body. It's bound to work!
I can't believe no one's tried it already.
To: NicknamedBob
I'm working on a plan to get a firm, trim body with lots of vigor and vitality. Is it the plan that has lots of *ahem* vigor and vitality, is it the resultant body that you hope will have vigor and vitality?
546
posted on
12/02/2005 4:41:20 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
That would have made more sense if I'd used an "or". Sheesh!
547
posted on
12/02/2005 4:43:29 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
"...I'm working on a plan to get a firm, trim body with lots of vigor and vitality...."
(I thought you were talking about getting a younger wife...)
548
posted on
12/02/2005 4:46:58 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Woo-hoo! You've unleashed your prurient self! Woo-hoo!
549
posted on
12/02/2005 4:48:23 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Monkey Face
"I thought you were talking about getting a younger wife..." That would help my exercise program...
550
posted on
12/02/2005 4:50:27 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: Alice au Wonderland
It's always been there, Alice! I had to take a back seat for a while so you could exercise your prurient interests, but mine own never left!
"I like my coffee like I like my men: Hot, strong, sweet and satisfying!"
551
posted on
12/02/2005 4:51:26 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: NicknamedBob
Yes, it certainly would. In one way or another.
552
posted on
12/02/2005 4:51:50 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
"I thought you were talking about getting a younger wife..." In fact, my wife might be in favor of it, as long as the new one cooks and cleans.
553
posted on
12/02/2005 4:52:48 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
I'm sure that can be worked out...
554
posted on
12/02/2005 4:53:17 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
Rich wouldn't hurt either!
555
posted on
12/02/2005 4:55:41 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: Alice au Wonderland
556
posted on
12/02/2005 4:56:05 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Monkey Face
I'm sure it can. After all, I'm her second husband.
557
posted on
12/02/2005 4:56:40 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
To: NicknamedBob
Cooking and cleaning is one thing. Conjugal visitation is quite another......
558
posted on
12/02/2005 4:56:45 PM PST
by
Alice au Wonderland
(Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
To: NicknamedBob
And what does the other one do to earn his keep?
(Oh. Maybe he is not even in the picture. Ok. I get it. He's been replaced.)
559
posted on
12/02/2005 4:58:04 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
To: Alice au Wonderland
Quite correct. Who cares about cooking and cleaning?
560
posted on
12/02/2005 4:58:15 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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