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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: NicknamedBob
Why don't you ask your students?

I really don't want to get into something like that.

541 posted on 12/02/2005 4:32:51 PM PST by tuliptree76 ("I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.")
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Hi Alice!

I'm working on a plan to get a firm, trim body with lots of vigor and vitality.

A way to recapture my misspent youth and stamina.



It's called resurrection.


542 posted on 12/02/2005 4:34:39 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Your faith in my prurient abilities is humbling!


543 posted on 12/02/2005 4:35:19 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76

If an inside track is available at your school, use that. If not, pick a building on campus that has at least one flight of stairs and use that.


544 posted on 12/02/2005 4:37:41 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob
I'm working on a plan to get a firm, trim body with lots of vigor and vitality.

No, wait--I've got it! We take your brain and put it in someone else's body. It's bound to work!

I can't believe no one's tried it already.
545 posted on 12/02/2005 4:37:56 PM PST by Das Outsider
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To: NicknamedBob
I'm working on a plan to get a firm, trim body with lots of vigor and vitality.

Is it the plan that has lots of *ahem* vigor and vitality, is it the resultant body that you hope will have vigor and vitality?

546 posted on 12/02/2005 4:41:20 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

That would have made more sense if I'd used an "or". Sheesh!


547 posted on 12/02/2005 4:43:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

"...I'm working on a plan to get a firm, trim body with lots of vigor and vitality...."

(I thought you were talking about getting a younger wife...)


548 posted on 12/02/2005 4:46:58 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Woo-hoo! You've unleashed your prurient self! Woo-hoo!


549 posted on 12/02/2005 4:48:23 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face
"I thought you were talking about getting a younger wife..."

That would help my exercise program...

550 posted on 12/02/2005 4:50:27 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

It's always been there, Alice! I had to take a back seat for a while so you could exercise your prurient interests, but mine own never left!

"I like my coffee like I like my men: Hot, strong, sweet and satisfying!"


551 posted on 12/02/2005 4:51:26 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Yes, it certainly would. In one way or another.


552 posted on 12/02/2005 4:51:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
"I thought you were talking about getting a younger wife..."

In fact, my wife might be in favor of it, as long as the new one cooks and cleans.

553 posted on 12/02/2005 4:52:48 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I'm sure that can be worked out...


554 posted on 12/02/2005 4:53:17 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Rich wouldn't hurt either!


555 posted on 12/02/2005 4:55:41 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

LOOK! You got 555!


556 posted on 12/02/2005 4:56:05 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

I'm sure it can. After all, I'm her second husband.


557 posted on 12/02/2005 4:56:40 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Cooking and cleaning is one thing. Conjugal visitation is quite another......


558 posted on 12/02/2005 4:56:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob

And what does the other one do to earn his keep?

(Oh. Maybe he is not even in the picture. Ok. I get it. He's been replaced.)


559 posted on 12/02/2005 4:58:04 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Quite correct. Who cares about cooking and cleaning?


560 posted on 12/02/2005 4:58:15 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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