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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Darksheare; King Prout; Monkey Face; Darkchylde; Alice au Wonderland

I don't know if anyone other than 'Face has gotten to the bottom of my page.

Heck, it's a long way even for me.


4,881 posted on 12/11/2005 11:27:18 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Darkchylde; Darksheare

hrmn... that is a problem.

*light bulb winks on*

use "reconstituted" brew?

reunite the used grounds with the, um, "organically processed and refined" fluid

people bought pet rocks during a severe recession and energy crisis... they'll buy used coffee grounds that your brother has peed on, provided it is packaged *just so* and marketed to the right target consumers.


4,882 posted on 12/11/2005 11:27:26 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: NicknamedBob

I have not made it all the wayt through your page.
hell, mine is getting so's it daunts ME


4,883 posted on 12/11/2005 11:28:31 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Darkchylde

Hey.. the patchouli scented hemp clothing wearing set would love that suff!
Dunno how muchmoney one could get out of them for it though.


4,884 posted on 12/11/2005 11:28:57 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I've waded through it.
;-)


4,885 posted on 12/11/2005 11:29:19 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout
"organically processed and refined" fluid

And you think your sister is tetched in the head?

4,886 posted on 12/11/2005 11:29:41 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: NicknamedBob

I always try to read ALL of whatever bio page I pick. I can learn a lot about a person from his/her page.


4,887 posted on 12/11/2005 11:30:16 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darkchylde

a bit of misdirection does it...
dramatically cram fingertips between the socket and ball (outside the skin, of course), wincing and making a show of care and discomfort.

then, while rotating hand, grind my molars to provide a synchronized cracking/popping sound effect.

fools 'em every time


4,888 posted on 12/11/2005 11:30:31 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare; Darkchylde

all those reds have trust-funds and well-off parents, so the money would roll in.


4,889 posted on 12/11/2005 11:31:35 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Which is why mine is full of piccies and "test results" -- most people would get bored if I actually SAID something important, there...


4,890 posted on 12/11/2005 11:32:03 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

she is. she is.
'course, so are We.


4,891 posted on 12/11/2005 11:32:09 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout; Darkchylde

*Bad idea generated*

I need to recycle some coffee.


4,892 posted on 12/11/2005 11:33:09 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout; Darksheare

Um.... "All natural ingredients"? "Made naturally"?
That would take some "creative" wording.


4,893 posted on 12/11/2005 11:33:35 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: All

Good afternoon.


4,894 posted on 12/11/2005 11:35:19 AM PST by tuliptree76 (If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it.)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare

depends on what you had to say and who stopped by to read it.

I agree with Darks about trolls hoping to use biopage content to flame with... I love it when those tards quote the initial paragraph of my self-description (I am a ghost of what has gone before, yaddayaddayadda) in an effort to ding me. This allows me to hurl the *heavy* content of that same page at them, making them look like the tards they are.


4,895 posted on 12/11/2005 11:35:39 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Look! 8's!!!

I had a friend that would cover her nose, one hand on either side in a "praying" manner, then move them so that it looked like she was moving her nose from side to side. As she did that, she would use her thumbnails to "click" her teeth so it sounded like the nose was breaking. Pretty wierd the first time you see and hear it...


4,896 posted on 12/11/2005 11:35:42 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: tuliptree76

Hi, Tulip!


4,897 posted on 12/11/2005 11:36:25 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darkchylde

yes - it is all in da powah of da schwartz: moichandizing!


4,898 posted on 12/11/2005 11:36:41 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Monkey Face

ask KODT about picking lice out of peoples' hair...


4,899 posted on 12/11/2005 11:37:30 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Er...no...


4,900 posted on 12/11/2005 11:37:46 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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