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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Monkey Face

Egads, I'm slipping!


4,861 posted on 12/11/2005 11:09:30 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Darkchylde

I'm just after posting a comment on another thread that took a while to get ready!!


4,862 posted on 12/11/2005 11:10:16 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Darksheare

"in memoriam" means "in memory of"
"memorial" means "tribute to"
"memento" is a reminder

I think, perhaps, you wanted to use the term "commemorative"


4,863 posted on 12/11/2005 11:10:23 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde

it can be.

with my elastic skin, I have convinced many a young'un that I am an alien wearing a clever but not-quite-fitting "human suit".


4,864 posted on 12/11/2005 11:12:05 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: jj_fate
You smell spell terrible.
4,865 posted on 12/11/2005 11:12:17 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: King Prout

well, puking ones toenails up would be something to keep 'in memory of', in that guys case, in memory of his stomach lining, and intestines..


4,866 posted on 12/11/2005 11:14:49 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

chickory is GOOD, cher!


4,867 posted on 12/11/2005 11:15:03 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Hmmm, maybe I should market it as both with
different names. You think anyone would notice?


4,868 posted on 12/11/2005 11:16:38 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darksheare

the thing was, I had no idea what was going on until after he finished retching and came and yelled at me for making MY coffe in MY pot the way *I* like it.

I said "Serves you right for stealing."
and drank a large swig of my brew right in front of him...

...which induced turbo-yak episode #2 for him.

the bastard.


4,869 posted on 12/11/2005 11:17:43 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darkchylde

bet on stupid, bank on sloth

you'd rake in a killing.


4,870 posted on 12/11/2005 11:18:25 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

How many are terrified by that? My
brothers would go on telling how
they skinned the human & such.


4,871 posted on 12/11/2005 11:19:00 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: King Prout

Yuyp.. 'in memoriam' fits.
*chuckle*

Gotta love it when people sneak a bit of coffee and then proceed to discover that it was a 'fatal error'.


4,872 posted on 12/11/2005 11:19:17 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

I don't doubt that...but I'll let you have my share, OK?
I do drink it on occasion, but if I have a choice, I prefer not to.


4,873 posted on 12/11/2005 11:20:09 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout

I am not concerned about shed needles, as our courtyard carpet is grass.

Your present from NnB will be just a tad delayed. Of course, it won't do you any good until we get to Mars, anyway.


4,874 posted on 12/11/2005 11:20:15 AM PST by NicknamedBob (To all my FRiends on Free Republic, *Merry Christmas*,& to all my Jewish Friends, *Merry Christmas*)
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To: Darksheare

"Reading Noam Chomsky is like passing a bladder stone. A lot of angst, a lot of wiggling, some pulsing anguish, and in the end producing nothing useful to anyone."

ROTFLMAO


4,875 posted on 12/11/2005 11:21:09 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

I got no sympathy for folks like that. Serves 'em right if they puke up thier toenails...;o]


4,876 posted on 12/11/2005 11:21:37 AM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: King Prout

I'd have to figure out how to get started though.
Especially since my brother usually drinks everything
before I can pack & ship it or even market my idea.


4,877 posted on 12/11/2005 11:22:30 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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To: Darkchylde

what gets them is the complaints about
the ill-fitting occular implants...
I manually "crack my eyeballs" for them.


4,878 posted on 12/11/2005 11:22:51 AM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

;-)

Added that to the bottom of the bio page, you won't believe how many people try to use the bio page to flame from.
And you wouldn't believe how many people get to the bottom there, and miss everything it says.


4,879 posted on 12/11/2005 11:23:01 AM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

Crack your eyeballs? Do I want to know what that entails?


4,880 posted on 12/11/2005 11:24:31 AM PST by Darkchylde (Don't try my brother's coffee!)
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