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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: King Prout

I know we nailed it. Mollie walks like a Burmese/Siamese and orange eyes are very unusual for domestic cats.

More important, though, how'd you like my "link mastery"?

*fishing for compliments*


*still waiting*



*tapping foot impatiently*





WELL?!


4,261 posted on 12/10/2005 2:36:10 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Did you tried it with hot fudge like Face?
4,262 posted on 12/10/2005 2:37:40 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare
Ooohhh..
You have to work on the hard part, huh?
4,263 posted on 12/10/2005 2:38:46 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

My answer depends on what the meaning of "it" is. *straight faced*


4,264 posted on 12/10/2005 2:40:07 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

We are impressed, o n00b who is no longer quite so n00bish


4,265 posted on 12/10/2005 2:42:29 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

Dale Gribble: "Glad to see you being pro-active. There are no bad ideas."


4,266 posted on 12/10/2005 2:43:38 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: King Prout

Thank you, thank you, o my king.


4,267 posted on 12/10/2005 2:43:43 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

yer s'pozed ta save THAT kind uv grovellin' fer yer better half


4,268 posted on 12/10/2005 2:45:24 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
LOL!
I guess I walked straight into that one.....

Like I told Face, go crazy with "it".
4,269 posted on 12/10/2005 2:46:22 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: NicknamedBob

Oh yeah, I forgot about that part, vengeful sisters and such.
Might decide to Owrk me for it, and you by association.


4,270 posted on 12/10/2005 2:47:22 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout; Monkey Face; timpad; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; sionnsar; EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76; ...
I'm going to be dividing my time over the next few hours between FR, Prepping/Serving Supper, and decorating the X-mas tree. If all goes well, it should only be an hour or so, and then, I can devote all of my "talents" to servicing you your service.
4,271 posted on 12/10/2005 2:47:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Somewhat.

I'm trying to come up with a definition for nofflestrontification.


4,272 posted on 12/10/2005 2:47:52 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

He's too busy being grateful to me to notice the lack of groveling on my part!


4,273 posted on 12/10/2005 2:48:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; EsmeraldaA

Wouldn't that hurt somewhat?


4,274 posted on 12/10/2005 2:48:34 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: King Prout

LOL!

But with me, I am the Fountain of Bad Ideas.


4,275 posted on 12/10/2005 2:49:49 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: EsmeraldaA

With pleasure. *humming softly*


4,276 posted on 12/10/2005 2:49:54 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

stray not into malum zambonifactum, my child...


4,277 posted on 12/10/2005 2:52:26 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare

yes. eggzackley


4,278 posted on 12/10/2005 2:53:46 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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To: Darksheare; EsmeraldaA

I have a choice of answers:

1. Not if you do "it" right.

2. With enough lube, just about anything can be made to fit.

3. "It" doesn't need the cake, but the fudge sauce has potential.


4,279 posted on 12/10/2005 2:54:22 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Viggo Bozodozeus is your friend


4,280 posted on 12/10/2005 2:54:40 PM PST by King Prout (many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
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