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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: SandyInSeattle; NicknamedBob

They'll stay back.
They learned that they don't have to try and taste everything that wanders through.
(They don't like pepper spray.)


3,561 posted on 12/09/2005 4:17:43 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe.
;-)


3,562 posted on 12/09/2005 4:17:58 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Hi Heels

But, but,...you just got here and I don't even know who you are!


3,563 posted on 12/09/2005 4:18:10 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: NicknamedBob
Are you still taking reservations for Habitat B?

Do I have to bring Boris?


3,564 posted on 12/09/2005 4:18:43 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

*snort*
You can draw up what you want, and we can both sign it, but....You can keep everything you can get into your mouth. How's that?


3,565 posted on 12/09/2005 4:18:49 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

I Darks. You snagged the 555!


3,566 posted on 12/09/2005 4:18:52 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"... are required to lodge with the beasts darlings?"

Egad, No! this is supposed to be a pleasure cruise.

Toss them in with the piglets, and tell them that the Man from La Mancha will be along to fetch them out.

3,567 posted on 12/09/2005 4:19:06 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I dunno how I did it..


3,568 posted on 12/09/2005 4:20:18 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Hi Heels

Alice...meet Hi Heels. Hi Heels....meet Alice au Wonderland.

There.

Now you can have lunch together! ;o]


3,569 posted on 12/09/2005 4:20:22 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Hmmm. All at once or one bite at a time?


3,570 posted on 12/09/2005 4:20:24 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob
Whew! Good to know. I have a nice pepper mill at home that grinds it up nice and... oh. Pepper spray!

Never mind.

3,571 posted on 12/09/2005 4:20:33 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: NicknamedBob

I hope it's not George Soros!!


3,572 posted on 12/09/2005 4:21:16 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Monkey Face
"You ARE the Imperial Weatherman, are you not?"

Sheesh, twelve square miles of air-conditioned variety, and she complains about the weather!

3,573 posted on 12/09/2005 4:21:25 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Oh, excellent!.....Wait.....We'll need to vaccinate the pigs, first.


3,574 posted on 12/09/2005 4:21:30 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: SandyInSeattle; NicknamedBob

Pepper mill might work, they'd be afriad you're trying to cook them then.
They'd flee in terror.


3,575 posted on 12/09/2005 4:21:38 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Wazzap? Santa paying for Joseph?


3,576 posted on 12/09/2005 4:21:44 PM PST by Lady Jag (Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
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To: SandyInSeattle; NicknamedBob

Afriad?!

Egads...


3,577 posted on 12/09/2005 4:21:52 PM PST by Darksheare (Bonafide Henchman.)
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To: EsmeraldaA
Cute piccie, Es! I need to get my scanner up an running for sure...Hobbes is SUCH a pussy cat!
3,578 posted on 12/09/2005 4:21:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Darksheare

LOL! Later, guys. Gotta catch the train!


3,579 posted on 12/09/2005 4:22:14 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Monkey Face
I have this...headache....

*sigh*
Some aspirin, right?
3,580 posted on 12/09/2005 4:22:26 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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