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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: Alice au Wonderland

It's safer this way, for everyone. A lot fewer emergency room/SWAT visits this way.


3,481 posted on 12/09/2005 2:31:03 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
My fave is this one...


3,482 posted on 12/09/2005 2:34:02 PM PST by Dead Corpse (Anyone who needs to be persuaded to be free, doesn't deserve to be. -El Neil)
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To: Dead Corpse

Okay.

It must be a thoroughly crappy day.

Go home. Hug daughter. Nuzzle wife. Feel better.


3,483 posted on 12/09/2005 2:38:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse; sionnsar; Alice au Wonderland; EsmeraldaA; fanfan; tuliptree76; All

Hi, kids...

"Better late than never," huh?



3,484 posted on 12/09/2005 2:39:01 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face

Hello.


Just get up?

;-)


3,485 posted on 12/09/2005 2:42:22 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Nah. It was the second Monday this week. I shoulda stood in bed. I tried to read all the posts from when I went to bed last night, but they all looked like a "word search" game...*sigh*


3,486 posted on 12/09/2005 2:45:00 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Ok, but if you are going to stand up in bed, watch the ceiling fan.

My DH woke up with a back cramp a couple of weeks ago, and nearly whacked himself....I yelled 'duck' just in time!
3,487 posted on 12/09/2005 2:47:33 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi 'Face!

I'm switching between FR and the kids' wishlists, so my posts will be sporadic for the next half hour or so.


3,488 posted on 12/09/2005 2:50:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

On my way home.

Type to you later!


3,489 posted on 12/09/2005 2:57:42 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

The only ceiling fan here is in the dining area, which is currently occupied by 216 square feet of boxes which are full of things I have no room to unpack. *sigh* I can't even find my Christmas stuff...:o[


3,490 posted on 12/09/2005 2:58:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; Dead Corpse

It's OK...I have T h e S l o w s today, I'm not in any big hurry to post. All the posts look like I have contracted DC's lesdyxia.


3,491 posted on 12/09/2005 3:00:24 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Lesdyxia (n): A rare but serious affliction of the male of any species resulting in partial to total loss of genitalia.

Hmmm?

*batting eyelashes*

3,492 posted on 12/09/2005 3:07:47 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Dead Corpse
If you're still around.....it does help!

Thank you! :-)
3,493 posted on 12/09/2005 3:08:16 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Close, but no cigar!


3,494 posted on 12/09/2005 3:09:19 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: EsmeraldaA

Hi, Es!


3,495 posted on 12/09/2005 3:09:33 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

My brain seems to have taken a walk without a responsible adult, today...:o|


3,496 posted on 12/09/2005 3:10:17 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Monkey Face
Hiya 'Face!
Having a Monday kind of Friday here! LOL!
3,497 posted on 12/09/2005 3:11:32 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, yeah? How would you define "lesdyxia"?.....Oh, wait.

Are you pronouncing the "y" like a long "i"? That brings up something quite different, and potentially PI.


3,498 posted on 12/09/2005 3:11:50 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Excellent! Let's do everything we were told not to do!


3,499 posted on 12/09/2005 3:12:40 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Monkey Face

Hi, Face!


3,500 posted on 12/09/2005 3:14:54 PM PST by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || To Libs: You are failing to celebrate MY diversity! || Iran Azadi)
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