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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: EsmeraldaA

I will finish the antibiotics.

It's times like this where I wish I had someone to make soup for me. LOL!


2,041 posted on 12/06/2005 8:03:44 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I do. I have 1 cat "Lucky" 2 dogs, Charlie and Beanz, a bearded dragon, “Agallo” an aquarium with 6 fish, and a teddy bear hamster.


2,042 posted on 12/06/2005 8:04:37 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Darksheare

Cobbs are ancient and powerfully magical. Do not disturb their webs without permission and sincere apologies.


2,043 posted on 12/06/2005 8:04:47 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Darksheare

That's sooo wrong, lol.


2,044 posted on 12/06/2005 8:05:21 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: NicknamedBob

Ooooooh! *squealing with delight*


2,045 posted on 12/06/2005 8:05:28 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: tuliptree76
Yes. But then, what if you have to ask?

I hate when you have to ask.......LOL!
2,046 posted on 12/06/2005 8:06:11 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: EsmeraldaA

I still have to make it myself, so I wouldn't mind asking.


2,047 posted on 12/06/2005 8:06:44 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Kindly Old Doc Tsu

Good night, Doc.


2,048 posted on 12/06/2005 8:07:16 PM PST by tuliptree76 (I *am* pursuing an untamed ornithoid without a cause.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Ye Gods! A veritable zoo!

I have four children, a husband, a cat, and something that scurries inside the walls of my bedroom.


2,049 posted on 12/06/2005 8:07:36 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
Hahahaha, well, but I love those things.

I bet you love yours, too.

2,050 posted on 12/06/2005 8:09:22 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Victoria Delsoul

All but one!


2,051 posted on 12/06/2005 8:10:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
All but one!

I bet is the thing that scurries inside the walls of your bedroom.

2,052 posted on 12/06/2005 8:13:32 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: Alice au Wonderland

I'll take my chances.
A dust bunny armed with a plasma launcher is far more intimidating to me.


2,053 posted on 12/06/2005 8:14:57 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Yup.

Doesn't sound like a mouse, though, so I'm a bit concerned. I'm hoping desperately that it is neither a squirrel or a raccoon. Please, God, let it be a mouse.


2,054 posted on 12/06/2005 8:16:02 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Victoria Delsoul

Heh heh.
The dust bunnies are evil, and are in charge of the side roundout of sublevel three.


2,055 posted on 12/06/2005 8:16:11 PM PST by Darksheare (I'm not suspicious & I hope it's nutritious but I think this sandwich is made of mime.)
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To: tuliptree76
I think we (females) are pretty though.
And we take care of ourselves wonderfully.
2,056 posted on 12/06/2005 8:16:27 PM PST by EsmeraldaA
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To: Darksheare

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Never underestimate the lengths to which an irritated Cobb will go....Think back to all of the unexplained mishaps....five will get you ten that it was some pissed off Cobbs; not armed dust bunnies.


2,057 posted on 12/06/2005 8:18:08 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Viper-Tongued Sister of the King, Mother Superior, Purveyor of Prurience, Caustic Court Castigator)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Is there a way you can solve that problem?


2,058 posted on 12/06/2005 8:19:22 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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To: EsmeraldaA; tuliptree76
"I think we (females) are pretty though."

I have always thought so as well.

Not only that, you're tough also.

2,059 posted on 12/06/2005 8:19:47 PM PST by NicknamedBob (I tell my teenagers they're driving me nuts, but they just look at me like I'm crazy.)
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To: Darksheare

I see, lol. You ought to do something about it.


2,060 posted on 12/06/2005 8:20:06 PM PST by Victoria Delsoul
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