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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker
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To: sionnsar
The bagpipes are full of space air....
12,201
posted on
12/30/2005 12:36:23 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: sionnsar
LOL!
Now I know what's under a kilt!
12,202
posted on
12/30/2005 12:38:26 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
12,203
posted on
12/30/2005 12:41:25 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Funny boy!
Are you familiar with "Space bags?"
12,204
posted on
12/30/2005 12:48:49 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: stephenjohnbanker; Dead Corpse; Monkey Face
Sionnsar must be darned cold then. Houston, we have ignition; I say again, we have ignition!
12,205
posted on
12/30/2005 12:48:52 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: sionnsar
I've had a burn from a hot pipe before, but it was on a motorcycle!
12,206
posted on
12/30/2005 12:50:27 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: Monkey Face
What are space bags? (Afraid to ask.)
12,207
posted on
12/30/2005 12:53:50 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
Are you kidding? It's not you. I do it all the time and it's my own stupid fault, but you were just an innocent victim of circumstance.
12,208
posted on
12/30/2005 12:53:55 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: Monkey Face
I hate it when that happens! Glad you're still here with us! :-)
12,209
posted on
12/30/2005 12:54:29 PM PST
by
hiredhand
(My kitty disappeared. NOT the rifle!)
To: Monkey Face
12,210
posted on
12/30/2005 12:54:39 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
A "Space Bag" is a vacuum bag that you use to put clothes and other fabric articles in for storage, or for trips. Once you fill them, you force the air out of them, and you have about three times more room than you would have ordinarily. They are re-usable (up to a point) and are perfect for overseas travel. And the clothes come out with no wrinkles!
12,211
posted on
12/30/2005 12:57:04 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob
So the bapipes are really a Bussard ramjet, the bagpipes are hydrogen ion collecters...
12,212
posted on
12/30/2005 12:57:11 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Monkey Face
What are space bags? (Afraid to ask.) Here's a hint:
This riddle concerns three elderly ladies, a large bottle of Jack Daniel's (Black Label), and a baseball game. You get to be a detective.
Here goes....
The three ladies went to their first baseball game. This was something that was an occasion of great excitement to them.
To add to the excitement, they smuggled a bottle of booze into the game, and started immediately to enhance the soft drinks they bought.
It was a good game. There was a lot of action on the field and a lot of action in the stands.
All too soon, long before the game was over, the bottle was nearly empty.
By now, you should have enough information to be able to tell how far along the game is, and what the status of the game is, namely, the inning and how many runners are on base.
Have you figured it out yet?
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It's the bottom of the fifth, and the bags are loaded.
12,213
posted on
12/30/2005 12:57:49 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Honor - Dignity - Courage - Troll Consumption)
To: Monkey Face
I've heard of those things!!
12,214
posted on
12/30/2005 12:58:01 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: Monkey Face
Looks like I have to go away for a bit.
12,215
posted on
12/30/2005 1:00:55 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Libs: Celebrate MY diversity, eh! || Iran Azadi 2006)
To: Lady Jag
12,216
posted on
12/30/2005 1:01:32 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: sionnsar; everyone
I have to go as well, seeya sion, seeya everyone!!
12,217
posted on
12/30/2005 1:03:51 PM PST
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
To: sionnsar
To: Monkey Face
It's fine by me.
For my thoughts on this subject check out my profile page.
Mr. Beamish encapsulates my feelings about the blessings of pork-related products perfectly.
To: hiredhand
Thanks...it was my own fault. I had the "nesting urge" and rearranged things and forgot how to put them back together. (It happens once in a while.)
But thanks for the welcome!
12,220
posted on
12/30/2005 1:21:36 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.~~Dave Barry)
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