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Posted on 11/03/2005 10:28:48 PM PST by TheMadLurker

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To: tuliptree76
So if that's fat, then I'm a whale.

You are not fat!!

11,861 posted on 12/28/2005 11:59:00 AM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

I didn't say I was. I was just making a point that if someone that thin is considered "fat", then those of us who wear larger sizes would be "fat" too.


11,862 posted on 12/28/2005 12:04:03 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

If J-Lo is only 120 pounds, she ain't fat either!!


11,863 posted on 12/28/2005 12:07:17 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

No, but I will!


11,864 posted on 12/28/2005 12:07:56 PM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: Tax-chick

Hang in there, Mom!


11,865 posted on 12/28/2005 12:16:20 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Irish_Thatcherite

Well, according to those BMI chart thingies, I should be okay weight-wise. And my doctor says that if I maintain my weight, I'll be okay.


11,866 posted on 12/28/2005 12:16:43 PM PST by tuliptree76
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To: tuliptree76

That's all you need to worry about!


11,867 posted on 12/28/2005 12:19:50 PM PST by Irish_Thatcherite (~~~A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!~~~)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

Making it through another day, at least!


11,868 posted on 12/28/2005 1:50:16 PM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: Tax-chick

No other difficulties, I presume?


11,869 posted on 12/28/2005 1:51:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

No, we're fine. We had a thunderstorm this afternoon, which was a surprise, but it's better than snow and ice. How is your family and cats?


11,870 posted on 12/28/2005 2:08:02 PM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: Tax-chick

Secundus has caught something, so I've decided to quarantine the whole pack of 'em. That means no swim practice tonight.

The cats are playing well together. Mcxlplx seems to be "alpha", despite the fact that Minerva is bigger, heavier, and faster.

How many more weeks to go?


11,871 posted on 12/28/2005 2:10:45 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

4 to 6. Dr. Something-Polish said not to make any plans after the 1st. I'm not showing any signs of imminent delivery, but it's better to hanging around putting Pat on the toilet and torturing Anoreth with algebra than being surprised!

Today I helped the girl cut out paper dolls. It's sort of hypnotic after a while; I didn't realize how long I'd been at it until I tried to stand!


11,872 posted on 12/28/2005 2:13:20 PM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: Tax-chick
*wincing in remembrance of those days*

Ouch!

11,873 posted on 12/28/2005 2:17:18 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

If I work on it later, I'll sit on the sofa instead of at the table!

Pat had a puddle between my previous post and this one. He said he had to go, but it was too late! He needs to speak up!


11,874 posted on 12/28/2005 2:24:28 PM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: Tax-chick

That's okay. At least he said something. Now he has to learn to say something when he feels the first urge. This is progress.


11,875 posted on 12/28/2005 2:34:42 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Das Outsider; NicknamedBob; Monkey Face; All
Uh, I think we might have a breach of security here.

Is he in the brig yet?

BTW, was he the soft mushy thing on the wall that smelled like fresh meat?

11,876 posted on 12/28/2005 2:46:19 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: Alice au Wonderland

He's done this a few times. The timing will improve eventually. Since it's the first accident in three days, it's not as big a deal as it might be :-).


11,877 posted on 12/28/2005 2:51:25 PM PST by Tax-chick (I am just not sure how to get from here to where we want to be.)
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To: Tax-chick

True.


11,878 posted on 12/28/2005 2:55:21 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: Tax-chick; Alice au Wonderland

Hey girls!


11,879 posted on 12/28/2005 2:57:26 PM PST by fanfan (" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
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To: fanfan

Hello.


11,880 posted on 12/28/2005 3:02:06 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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