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I am not a poster. I am a crispy critter.

Posted on 10/27/2005 8:31:33 AM PDT by The Zontron 7000

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To: Monkey Face
"What...you're not talking to me tonight?"

It's just a test tube. I don't think it has frogs in it at all.

So what'cha reading?

3,841 posted on 11/11/2005 7:08:50 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Tulsa Brian

So was I, Brian. And I think I would have had to disguise the fact that I was a woman.
(Though what I would have done with my mammaries is a real mystery...)


3,842 posted on 11/11/2005 7:09:55 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Well, if any frogs show up in the castle, I want to see them before they are "dispersed." Please.
Done with HP. Into the LOTR/FOTR, about halfway...


3,843 posted on 11/11/2005 7:11:42 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: Tulsa Brian; Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face
"I associate that smell with the inside of my grandmother's purse."

That must have been one of those big pocketbooks like my mom had, if your grandmom carried you around inside it.

3,844 posted on 11/11/2005 7:12:15 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Monkey Face

Duct tape.


3,845 posted on 11/11/2005 7:13:37 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face

I recall reading of a female pilot once somewhere. A strong will won't be denied, in any era, Face. GO FOR IT! HOO-AH


3,846 posted on 11/11/2005 7:14:28 PM PST by Tulsa Brian (comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable...)
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To: Tulsa Brian
I'm doing my best.

Thank goodness I remembered to wear rubber gloves when applying the goo to my foot!

3,847 posted on 11/11/2005 7:15:01 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: NicknamedBob

Frog spawn?


3,848 posted on 11/11/2005 7:15:32 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Monkey Face; Alice au Wonderland
"Into the LOTR/FOTR, about halfway..."

Try to be prepared. King Prout is going to want to talk to someone in Elvish.

3,849 posted on 11/11/2005 7:15:41 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Well, I could stick my head in for a big whiff :D


3,850 posted on 11/11/2005 7:17:22 PM PST by Tulsa Brian (comforting the afflicted and afflicting the comfortable...)
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To: Alice au Wonderland
"Frog spawn?"

That Dennis. Such a joker.

3,851 posted on 11/11/2005 7:18:04 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Tulsa Brian

YAH!!!


3,852 posted on 11/11/2005 7:18:39 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

Personally, I would bone up on gibberish.


3,853 posted on 11/11/2005 7:19:30 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: NicknamedBob; King Prout

I don't speak to strangers. I've never encountered him in any of the LOTR books...;o]


3,854 posted on 11/11/2005 7:19:50 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

What if the spawn grow up to be mangsome foes?


3,855 posted on 11/11/2005 7:20:29 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Tulsa Brian; Alice au Wonderland; Monkey Face

When I showed my daughter a special treasure, her grandmother's cedar chest, I was prepared for almost any reaction except ...

"Phew! Smells like somebody's been raising hampsters!"


3,856 posted on 11/11/2005 7:21:14 PM PST by NicknamedBob (If I were not a husband and father, I might be wealthier, but I wouldn't be richer.)
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To: Monkey Face

King Prout's real strange...er....*hiding*


3,857 posted on 11/11/2005 7:21:33 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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To: Alice au Wonderland; NicknamedBob

Check this out, Alice...a frog. Big enough to be a THREAT? I don't THINK so, Alice!


3,858 posted on 11/11/2005 7:21:56 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL!
I'd give her an 'A' for creativity! Did you 'splain about the anti-insect properties of "hampster straw?"


3,859 posted on 11/11/2005 7:23:16 PM PST by Monkey Face (A bheil síon anns do fhéile, no a tha thu buidhe 'nam amharc?)
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To: NicknamedBob
LOL!

Yesterday, I called my eldest a nincompoop.

He looked at me and said, "Did you just say 'incoming poop'?"

He and his siblings were worthless for the rest of the afternoon.

3,860 posted on 11/11/2005 7:23:20 PM PST by Alice au Wonderland (Like a fence, character cannot be strengthened by whitewash. - American proverb)
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