Posted on 10/19/2005 8:42:55 PM PDT by Mo1
(Although I am a bit more ambivalent about the invaders now)...
I did see it! You must be an optimist - I'm looking at the sheriff as sending the newbies to alien boot camp.
Meaning, they'll learn how to blend in better and also receive invasion lessons.
I haven't been accused of that lately.
Actually I'm just not all that fond of the human race.
Ha! Yeah, me either...and if we are an alien experiment, it must be a failed one.
I'm still waiting as well, BQ. Maybe that's a good thing?
It took me a while to figure out the time difference this morning. How about you? It fools me every year. Glad my computer changes the time automatically and so does the digital cable display. Don't know why watching the digital clock change is so exciting, but my son was disappointed he didn't stay up and watch it change this year. I've waited and watched the clock change before, it is not THAT exciting. HAHA
Next week is supposed to be the worst traffic week of the year because people are trying to figure out why its so dark when they go home and drive more slowly than usual. Those of us that are "guided by the light" and don't watch clocks anyway. LOL
First Law of Expert Advice: Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut.
First Law of Laboratory Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
First Rule of Superior Inferiority: Don't let your superiors know you're better than they are.
Frisch's Law: You cannot have a baby in one month by getting nine women pregnant.
Fudd's First Law of Opposition: If you push something hard enough, it will fall over. Tesler's Deviant to Fudd's Law: It goes in -- it must come out.
Gerrold's Law: A little ignorance can go a long way.
Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics:
1. An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
2. An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
3. The energy required to change either one of the states will always be more than you wish to expend, but never so much as to make the tasktotally impossible.
Gibb's Law: Infinity is one lawyer waiting for another.
Ginsberg's Theorem (Generalized Laws of Thermodynamics):
1. You can't win.
2. You can't break even.
3. You can't even quit the game.
Ehrman's Commentary on Ginsberg's Theorem:
1. Things will get worse before they get better.
2. Who said things would get better?
Freeman's Commentary on Ginsberg's Theorem: Every major philosophy that attempts to make life seem meaningful is based on the negation of one part of Ginsberg's Theorem. To wit:
1. Capitalism is based on the assumption that you can win.
2. Socialism is based on the assumption that you can break even.
3. Mysticism is based on the assumption that you can quit the game.
Glaser's Law: If it says "one size fits all," it doesn't fit anyone.
Glyme's Formula for Success: The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made.
Green's Law of Debate: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
Haldane's Law: The Universe is not only stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we CAN imagine.
Harris' Lament: All the good ones are taken.
Hart's Law: In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
Hellrung's Law: If you wait, it will go away.
Shevelson's Extension: ... having done its damage.
Grelb's Addition: ... if it was bad, it will be back.
Thanks for the picture. I can feel that energy, too. You captured it really well. Is skulling part of rowing? That would be pretty hard to do first thing in the morning! LOL
Somehow I kind of doubt it. If a man smoozes his way up to the top, goes out drinking,etc, its OK, but if a woman does it, she's sleeping around. Somehow it's a double standard. Is it not?
You smoke pot?!! LOL Sorry, it's Sunday morning. ;)
I'll buy that. I've know some very effective women entrepenuers. I wonder how women can ever make it in big business then?
They act like men.
I'm part of the dreaded "they," lol, - I'm sorry we haven't explained it to you. Ya know, when we wimmin get together and torment the boys/beasts/spirits. You can be in our club if you like! It's all harmless fun with lots of emoticons beating each other up.
I was having a nice dream this morning when my alarm went off. I had to tell him, wait a minute, I have to turn off the alarm and then poof! he was gone! What's up with that! LOL
Arkansas is the same, at least in the central to southern part of the state. Unfortunately, THEY are the ones who control the money and when it comes to distribution of much needed resources, they seem to "forget" that the more conservative and somewhat less "diverse" northern part of the state exists, so the money keeps pouring into creating positions for tokens and cronies, while some of the smaller and more rural northern communities can't even get funding for adequate operating space or desperately necessary positions.
You might be right. I know a couple lesbians (those with the crew cut and who actually wear men's clothes with the wallet in the back pocket, etc) who are the bosses favorite. But it doesn't have to be that way.
Hahhaha, thanks! Yeah, other nice people can recognize niceness in others :)
Thank GOODNESS, we do not have Daylight Savings. I think most of Indiana, all of Arizona, and parts of some Indian Reservations do not change the time.
Cheap!
OK, cool. Thanks. I like to beat up on guys. ROFLMPO. (just kidding, guys)
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