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| 09/02/2008
| The Usual Suspects
Posted on 09/02/2005 5:46:40 AM PDT by BJClinton
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To: Fierce Allegiance
Zot? Me? Pffft!
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posted on
09/02/2005 5:58:22 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(+ /_\)
To: GraniteStateConservative
Bwahahaha! I love the huge manatee.
22
posted on
09/02/2005 6:00:15 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(+ /_\)
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To: reagan_fanatic
ROTFLMAO - these cartoons are killing me!
Hope ya pull through! Seriesly, check out
The Pery Bible Fellowship. It's my new favorite online comic.
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posted on
09/02/2005 6:01:45 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(+ /_\)
To: BJClinton
Early start this morning!
Good for you!
COWBELL?
25
posted on
09/02/2005 6:02:39 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money)
To: BJClinton
On Please.... and happy ofst to you..........
26
posted on
09/02/2005 6:03:31 AM PDT
by
Rightly Biased
(<>< Like $3 a gallon gas? Thank an enviromentalist.)
To: acad1228
Welcome aboard!
27
posted on
09/02/2005 6:03:31 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(+ /_\)
To: Fierce Allegiance
It was showing a hotlink block message before, but I'm seeing the pic now. Strange...
28
posted on
09/02/2005 6:04:01 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Early start this morning!
Yeppers, came to work early so I could leave early for a big ol' fishin' trip this weekend. Thanks for the gifs, I'm going to start hosting my own stuff for FR and OFST, needed to get those.
29
posted on
09/02/2005 6:05:25 AM PDT
by
BJClinton
(+ /_\)
To: BJClinton
I work so early that I left yesterday.
Sitting in my lovely hotel room in beautiful Delano, CA.
Where is Delano, you ask - go to hell, and make a left.
At 2100 last night, it was over 90 degrees. Yippeee.
When we asked where was a good place to eat, they said Bakersfield - which is 30 miles away.
I love this place.
;-/
30
posted on
09/02/2005 6:09:12 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. -- George Burns)
To: BJClinton
A Pharmacist walks in to the shop & notices a guy
leaning heavily against a wall.
The owner asks the clerk: "What's with the guy over
there by the wall?"
The clerk responds: "Well, he came in here this
morning to get something for his cough.
I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an
entire bottle of laxatives".
The owner, wide-eyed and excited shouts: "You idiot!
You can't treat a cough with a bottle of laxatives".
The clerk calmly responds: "Of course you can, look at
him - he's afraid to cough."
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posted on
09/02/2005 6:10:43 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. -- George Burns)
To: BJClinton
Random thoughts - for OFST...
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
moment.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your
body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are " XL."
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's
really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it.
For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't
hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it
spells "Theirs."
32
posted on
09/02/2005 6:13:02 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. -- George Burns)
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To: Dashing Dasher
"The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. "
That's why I am the proud owner of 3 hacksaws, 4 razor knives, 4 tape measures, (and 2 cars...kidding)
To: BJClinton
If we cancel the Friday Silliness thread, then the Hurricanes have won.
35
posted on
09/02/2005 6:16:31 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: RightCanuck
I have five walkman radios.
Same idea.
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posted on
09/02/2005 6:17:44 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. -- George Burns)
To: Dashing Dasher
Dash is here.
Are we gettin' nekkid today?
37
posted on
09/02/2005 6:18:19 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: Pookyhead
I heard a story once about a manatee 'attacking' a snorkeling female. And by 'attacking', I mean - 'trying to mate with'.
Bad, manatee, BAD!
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posted on
09/02/2005 6:19:35 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. -- George Burns)
To: The_Victor
I already am... aren't you?
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posted on
09/02/2005 6:19:55 AM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. -- George Burns)
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