Posted on 08/08/2005 10:42:02 PM PDT by Mo1
Well, I've got a story about a counselor and what he did with my daughter when she was 5, but I don't particularly feel like getting all worked up tonight....I don't have much use for school "counselors."
Yikes.
Yeah, some of what you see makes my wonderful dating adventures seem like a cakewalk.
impetuous? you're catching it already! : )
Wonderbar!
*ugh!*
Can the media be any more dense?
Scratch that, they can.
I know!
Hoping to make sweets laugh and boost her morale for teh evening.
(But not make her laugh so much that she sprays her keyboard.. then I'd be one DEAD wraith.)
I can be boring at times.
Admittedly.
But there are times when things are hopping toomuch for me to even notice the surreal that happens, and afterwards I go, "Did that...? Naaah"
darks, you're already a skewered wraith....remember? you think you lived through that? : )
If you start typo'ing, and have an odd craving to grab a thing of Duncan Hines frosting and eat it with a spoon.. I'm rubbin' off on you.
And this is bad as I know of no cure.
brownies?
School psychologist, knockout blonde, blue eyes..
She's there to speak to me about my supposed 'anger issues'.
(Hunh? The other kids came after me and I haveanger issues? Okay.. I'll play..)
Throughout our talk, she keeps buttoning and unbuttoning her top three blouse buttons and breathing erratically.
And she can't keep eye contact with me, she keeps looking downward.
I finally had enough of fluff 'therapy' in school and promtply told her that her nervous habit with the buttons was showing me that she was wearing a black lacy cupless deal.
She blushed and promptly quit playiong with the buttons.
Later on, someone informed me she had been hoping for some kind of 'encounter.'
(Great! One more problem I didn't need at that point in time!)
*chuckle*
Like I said, I sure do attract 'em.
Uh oh!
*dead pan*
Yes.
these teachers/counselors are all sick.
Nope, just the frosting.
Usually the chocolate frosting.
And.. the statement "Chocolate makes EVERYTHING better." goes with it.
(Wise woman in my family said this, and promptly divided up the frosting with me.)
NEWS FLASH: skewered wraiths are dead....he's dead jim.
*Guilty look*
I deny knowledge!
;-)
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