Posted on 12/06/2004 3:12:53 AM PST by BigWaveBetty
Cute Kid!!
Thanks.
Carson's a joy and blessing to our little family.
He looks like you, Loddy!
Have you seen the Fox News channel's Christmas promotion ads?
They're fabulous!
ala It's a Wonderful Life, they're shot in dark black & white. John Gibson is Mr. Potter (CNN), Steve Doocie is George Bailey (FOX). E.D. is Mary. Like Potter trying to kill Bailey's Savings and Loan, these depict CNN trying desperately to "buy or kill" Fox.
I've only seen one of them, but you can't miss the fact that they're tweaking CNN's nose. Very funny!
Nice presentation, as they say in the food biz! I may rethink skipping breakfast.
Barbra Streisand says she's doing well after going under the knife to remove a polyp in her colon.
From the same source:
Bill Clinton fought back when he ran into a verbal mugging in Central Park. The former President is said to have been strolling through the park with his Secret Service team recently when a man pushing a stroller taunted, "You were an embarrassment to the office of commander-in-chief."
Lakshmi Kumar, writing in Citizen Culture magazine, says she saw Clinton stop and deftly tell his heckler, "Oh, really? I think I did a helluva job.... I'll admit I misled people about my personal life. And I have even apologized for it, but I never misled the people about policy and I certainly never misled the people about going to war."
Clinton is said to have spent 45 minutes taking questions from a mostly adoring crowd, then told his detractor: "I hope your children turn out to be as perfect as you are, sir." [Oh good, the type of really mature response he expected of the eternal adolescent] The group applauded and Bill walked to a nearby SUV, where, Kumar says, Sen. Hillary Clinton looked impatient.
Good morning, everyone.
I'll be on the look-out for the commercials (although I'm not sure why they would need them).
This Regan Kerik mess is gonna get really, really ugly.
They're not commercials. They're just FOX taking this opportunity to poke fun at CNN.
For instance: I just saw it again and John Gibson's character (CNN) isn't named "Mr. Potter". He's named "Mr. Fossil". LOL!
Subject: LITTLE GIRL WISHES
You've got to love this little girl. What a woman she'll make!
A teacher asked her class, "What do you want out of life?"
A little girl in the back row raised her hand and said, "All I want out of life is four little animals".
The teacher asked, "Really and what four little animals would that be sugar?"
The little girl said, "A mink on my back, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in the bed and a jackass to pay for all of it."
The teacher fainted.
Thanks for the link.
That would be the perfect sign to put up in my liberal little college town.
Did your missing article ever surface, or show up?
No, I rewrote it from my notes, thanks for asking. I was disappointed not to see it in this morning's paper, though. Augghh. Much work for nothing, it seems.
Even though this machine has never crashed, frozen, or done anything except work; I still don't trust it any further than I could toss it.
If something's important to me, it gets printed out pronto.
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