**Official Friday Silliness Thread**

11/19/04 | self

[martin_fierro]

This thread

NEEDS

MORE

COWBELL

[ArGee]

"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow the shit out of him."

Saw that one coming.

But it still cracked me up - only sooner.

Shalom.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Metrosexual : Stupid men that can make up their mind to be fags
Heterosexual : Normal men
Homosexual : AIDS candidates
Ruralsexual : Country folk, attract with good cooking
Rednecksexual : Male Cowboys, attract with sheep wool, Foreplay = "Brace yourself honey"
DontGetNosexual : celibate male (poor guys)
Alltoosexual : thinking about sex too much
Robosexual : Sold in catalogs and online
Neandersexual : See ConspiracyGuy
Forgetosexual : Possibly senile male heterosexual (who stops thinking about sex ?? )
Suburbansexual : Metrosexual with a small SUV
Quatrosexual : Having sex with all Sex In the City Girls (see doctor post haste)

[KevinDavis]

Nope.... Plus in my administration, any nations that ticks me off will be vaporize.. Nations like France, Iran, Syria, China, Cuba..

[King Prout]

are you?

[Trinity5]

Anyone want to got out this weekend?

[TheBigB]

(Before you ask, I was looking for an exercise outfit when I was 7 months pregnant.)

Yeah, I tried that excuse on my ex-girlfriend. She didn't buy it.

[No Blue States]

lol! Missing link!

[Laura Earl]

I usually stop immediately before I fall asleep.

[Delbert]

I've got the Fever! and the only cure is More Cowbell!

[retrokitten]

LOL!!!

[ArGee]

as we get to the end of the year....remember to respond to "happy holidays" with Merry Christmas

Actually, identify yourself as a lawyer with the ACLU, point out that "holiday" is actually from the root "holy day" and you're going to sue his a$$ for bringing G-d into the conversation.

Shalom.

[Rastus]

I'm sorry. I didn't know you were serious about wanting wine. May I suggest:

[Conspiracy Guy]

growllll!

[King Prout]

man, my floor is getting flattened this afternoon.

[airborne]

Already posted.

How about this one?

[annyokie]

Well, yeah!

[Manic_Episode]

Trysexual : Will try anything.

[GraniteStateConservative]

That red X is damn sexy.

[Neets]

Ummmmmmmm, nah...thanks tho.