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11/19/04
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Posted on 11/19/2004 12:33:34 PM PST by TheBigB
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To: TheBigB
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posted on
11/19/2004 12:37:51 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: TheBigB
Already posted
here.
/john
22
posted on
11/19/2004 12:38:29 PM PST
by
JRandomFreeper
(D@mit! I'm just a cook. Don't make me come over there and prove it!)
To: TheBigB
Wow, that's a lot of eye candy on your profile page. I have to visit more often.
To: green pastures
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posted on
11/19/2004 12:38:44 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: TheBigB
25
posted on
11/19/2004 12:38:45 PM PST
by
evets
(God bless president George W. Bush)
To: green pastures
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posted on
11/19/2004 12:39:28 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
For no reason...
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posted on
11/19/2004 12:39:38 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(if I looking for frog (him name is hopkin green frog))
To: TheBigB
Last time I did I got arrested for failing to conceal.
28
posted on
11/19/2004 12:39:45 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
To: TheBigB
29
posted on
11/19/2004 12:39:45 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(NYT/Cbs: "It's fake but true!" | Iran Azadi | Traditional Anglicans: trad-anglican.faithweb.com)
To: TheBigB
30
posted on
11/19/2004 12:39:52 PM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: King Prout
31
posted on
11/19/2004 12:39:58 PM PST
by
TheBigB
(if I looking for frog (him name is hopkin green frog))
To: TheBigB
soem steam
Is that a particular type of steam?
32
posted on
11/19/2004 12:39:59 PM PST
by
Pete'sWife
(Dirt is for racing... asphalt is for getting there.)
To: TheBigB
hopkin green frog!
33
posted on
11/19/2004 12:40:04 PM PST
by
Constitution Day
(ps. i'll find my frog, him name is hopkin green frog)
To: OSHA
34
posted on
11/19/2004 12:40:05 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
To: TheBigB
Waste-of-time-vanity-posting-whiny-sniveling-newbie.
Oh wait, it's you BigB.....sorry.....
To: TheBigB
This thread is silly.
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posted on
11/19/2004 12:40:07 PM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Armedanddangerous
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. In desperation, John threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.
The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, when the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
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posted on
11/19/2004 12:40:08 PM PST
by
Delbert
To: TheBigB
To: Laura Earl
39
posted on
11/19/2004 12:40:25 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Please take all my comments with a grain or two of salt. Sarcasm is my life.)
To: Armedanddangerous
40
posted on
11/19/2004 12:40:31 PM PST
by
OSHA
(Anything not forbidden is mandatory.)
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