Posted on 05/17/2004 4:40:46 AM PDT by BigWaveBetty
We could win California but we have to keep them alive. I'm guessing we won't get Demi Moore or Aston Kutcher's votes.
OK, no sammiches for Aston or Demi.
Post Turtle................
While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 70-year-old Texas rancher
whose hand had caught in a gate while working cattle, a
doctor and the old man were talking about John Kerry wanting to be in
the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Kerry
is a 'post turtle'." Not knowing what the old man meant, the doctor
asked him what a post turtle was. The old man said, "When
you're driving down a Country road and you come across a fence post
with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old
man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he Continued to
explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't
belong there, he can't get anything done while he's up there, and you
Just want to help the poor stupid bastard get down.
New thread on the way.......
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