Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 11

19 Oct 03 | null and void

[westmex]

If you have your pics in an album at hp, click to view the one you want, then on right side of screen click on 'create link for auction', on screen that comes up, select size, then highlight text and copy it. Go to posting window and paste the highlighted text there. Add the < img src=" at front and the " > at the end of the pasted text...That should get you a pic posted...< center> before it will center the pic when posted. < /center> will undo the centering....The only space in the commands is between img and src.
Hope all this don't confuse you more

.....Westy.....

[ValerieUSA]

A Nun's Story


A cabby picks up a nun.

She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why is he staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."

She answers, "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that:
#1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says,

"Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!"

"OK" the nun says "Pull into the next alley."

He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child, said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

[Cuttnhorse]

We'll see if this gets the dreaded little red x

[westmex]

Nope a nice little centered black and white pic....

Looks like you did it..Hooray...

.....Westy....

[Cuttnhorse]

A monster has been created...it's all Westy's fault

[westmex]

Something wrong with that one...red X again...

.....Westy.....

[westmex]

Lost the first one too...I looked back at my last posted pic, it's there so the site appears to be up..... Don't kinow what to say....

......Westy......

[westmex]

When I copy the URLs into the address slot it tells me images cannot be found....

You do have them saved into an album at hp?????

.....Westy.....

[Cuttnhorse]

This obviously will take a little more work...I think you are right...I didn't create and save an album, just did the upload and paste.

Oh well, when one is over a certain age, I find these things do not come easily.

[lodwick]

I saw it for one instance, but when the browser was refreshed - POOF! Gonzo.

You'll get it done.

Cheers.

[lodwick]

Ratz - whut up?

[westmex]

That is no excuse fella...I was way over 70 when I started playing with this picture stuff....I'm a long way from an expert and I got help along the way, but I fumble along...If you want to do it, hang in there...

.....Westy....

[restornu]

Shoot the Ghost!

[westmex]

Another image cannot be found and whats with this sixe = 450????

You have to pick from the 3 sizes provided on hp....You guys trying to take short cuts and not follow hp's ways......

.....Westy......

[lodwick]

Heheh - a pitiful 37 on the first shoot.

[null and void]

64

[restornu]

I only got 28 you must have got the bat often!

[lodwick]

Nice shooting there, Roy.

[westmex]

Palo Verde Tree BCS, Mex.

.....Westy....

[westmex]

Playa Santispac BCS,Mex.

.....Westy.....