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Chuck Norris Conquers 10,000-Foot Volcano At 85-Years-Old
Outkick ^ | 10/01/2025 | Amber Harding

Posted on 10/01/2025 10:37:51 AM PDT by DFG

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1 posted on 10/01/2025 10:37:51 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

The Volcano is afraid to erupt while he is on it.๐Ÿคฃ


2 posted on 10/01/2025 10:39:11 AM PDT by cowboyusa ( YESHUA IS KING OF AMEbRICA AND HE WILL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE HIM!)
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To: DFG

Chuck went to the Virgin Islands. They’re just called the Islands now.


3 posted on 10/01/2025 10:39:59 AM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die!)
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To: DFG

Chuck Norris is so tough the lava formed itself into steps.


4 posted on 10/01/2025 10:40:35 AM PDT by Texas Eagle ("Throw me to the wolves and I'll return leading the pack"- Donald J. Trump)
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To: DFG

Love tho comments and now the ones that follow....LOL!


5 posted on 10/01/2025 10:42:12 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: cowboyusa

There is a very funny GIF of Liam Nieson calling up saying “I have skills” AKA his role in the movie “Taken”.
He mistakenly gets Chuck Norris and says Sorry wrong number

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2FBrainDamageStudios%2Fposts%2Fliam-neeson-calls-chuck-norris-ak%2F1186338359772263%2F&psig=AOvVaw1AeYrcNFKI0XxJ_166Jj83&ust=1759426967738000&source=images&cd=vfe&opi=89978449&ved=0CBMQjRxqFwoTCLD_77HGg5ADFQAAAAAdAAAAABBG


6 posted on 10/01/2025 10:43:57 AM PDT by woodbutcher1963
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To: DFG

He should stop by the Lassen Club on Nov 1 to hear our band. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ”Š


7 posted on 10/01/2025 10:44:12 AM PDT by rktman (Destroy America from within? On hold! Enlisted USN 1967 proudly. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ’‰! ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ™! Winning currently!)
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To: DFG

Chuck Norris told the lava to stay the hell out of his way. And it did.


8 posted on 10/01/2025 10:45:37 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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Awesome!
Wow, I need to work out more ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘


9 posted on 10/01/2025 11:17:30 AM PDT by TianaHighrider (God moved David to STAND UP to Goliath โฃ)
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To: DFG

Cool. I can say I did something that Chuck did. But 30 years younger.


10 posted on 10/01/2025 11:19:15 AM PDT by rfp1234 (E Porcibus Unum)
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To: DFG
Chuck Norris can order a Whopper at MacDonalds.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can pop a wheelie on a unicycle.

11 posted on 10/01/2025 11:23:28 AM PDT by 4yearlurker (Don't worry,pray.)
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To: cowboyusa

it surrendered before he was even 1/2 way up lol


12 posted on 10/01/2025 11:24:23 AM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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To: 4yearlurker

chuck norris was bit by a rattlesnake, and it took the snake 3 days to die in agony


13 posted on 10/01/2025 11:25:30 AM PDT by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana)
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To: stevio

Lol


14 posted on 10/01/2025 11:27:55 AM PDT by laplata (They want each crisis to take the greatest toll possible.)
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To: DFG

I met a 94 year old hiker yesterday at an Appalachian Trail hostel. He said he can only do 5 or 6 miles if there are any big climbs. Otherwise 8 or 9 if the elevation gain isn’t too much.


15 posted on 10/01/2025 11:35:23 AM PDT by Cheesehead in Texas ( )
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To: 4yearlurker

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas...


16 posted on 10/01/2025 11:36:54 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Cheesehead in Texas

Yeah well, that’s the Appalachian Trail. Nothing like the trails we have out here. Where Chuck and I hike. :)


17 posted on 10/01/2025 11:44:20 AM PDT by norcal joe
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To: Cheesehead in Texas

Wow, that man is a legend.


18 posted on 10/01/2025 11:46:54 AM PDT by packrat35 (โ€œWhen discourse ends, violence begins.โ€ โ€“ Charlie Kirk, and they killed him anyway)
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To: DFG

“Chuck Norris Conquers 10,000-Foot Volcano At 85-Years-Old”

10K? Thats it? SMH...


19 posted on 10/01/2025 12:03:32 PM PDT by Clutch Martin ("The dawn cracks hard like a bull whip and it ain't taking no lip from the night before" Tom Waits)
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Chuck Norris doesn’t do pushups. He pushes the earth down.


20 posted on 10/01/2025 12:11:44 PM PDT by salmon76 (David killed Goliath with a rock (good). Cain killed Abel with a rock (bad). It's not about the rock)
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