Unreal: NBC Reporter Whines That Illegals at Alligator Alcatraz Might Get Injured If They Try to Escape

Red State ^ | 07/03/2025 | Rusty Weiss

[FlingWingFlyer]

Don’t worry Julia honey. They’re all safe as long as they have their “Dipstick Judge” issued due process coupins.

[Opinionated Blowhard]

[hoagy62]

I don’t know if you’ve heard the latest, but apparently, there is a rumor being started that the administration is also purchasing INCINERATORS for Alligator Alcatraz.

[Resolute Conservative]

And gas chambers

[cnsmom]

They should import more alligators.

[No name given]

Never Been Crummier (NBC) can go to hell.

[bray]

Those are big choppers Amigo!

[TnTnTn]

Oh heavens no!😱😱😱

[butlerweave]

Joe Biden on vacation ?

[CIB-173RDABN]

These people do know don’t they that alligators roam pretty much all over Florida? Anywhere you have water you may find alligators.

I think they should be more concern with the pythons since they could find their wan into compound.

[Salman]

Is this "Alcatraz" a place where the inmates are permanently locked up? You know, like Alcatraz was.

Or just temporary holding until deportation is arranged?

I was thinking the latter, but the way it's being reported make me consider I could be wrong.

[marron]

I think the point of putting it out there is to make it more difficult for demonstrators.

[frank ballenger]

Each level of the illegal alien criminal escaping to avoid deportation was a choice.

Commit a crime.
Illegally enter the US.
Escape from custody.

Don’t blame the alligators or snakes.

[ridesthemiles]

GIVE HER THE AWARD FOR “SNOWFLAKE OF THE CENTURY”

[Political Junkie Too]

Huh? It violates their constitutional right to escape?

Maybe they should unlock the cell doors to prevent inmates from breaking a nail trying to force it open, too!

-PJ

[Ronald77]

The judge will issue an injunction against the gators forbidding them from eating escaped criminals.

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

When the idiots on the left say such nonsense I laugh. However, after giving it some thought I have great empathy for people who can be SO FREAKING STUPID! I cannot feel anything except sorrow that such stupidity actually lives on this Earth.

[Forward the Light Brigade]

Lets see how well it works. Remember—to Democrats all illegals are confirmed Democrat Voters. I just feel sorry for the Gators, The people who flee too the swamps might be a bit spicy for them.

[Allegra]

Hence the name “Alligator Alcatraz,” dumbass.