My (ex) wife decided to call it quits a bit shy of 20 years——I think she makes a good case for canonizing me given the sparsity of what she has to complain about after 16 or so years of record keeping on my faults.
As for her, well-——
She never cried when Old Yeller Died.
If a man is alone in the woods....
And he says something out loud....
But no woman is around to hear it....
Is he still wrong anyway?