Does he have spinach between his teeth?
Does he wear it to the right or left?
I hear he kicked a dog 47 years ago that was worrying his garbage can
Someone said one time they were in an elevator with him and he passed gas, loudly, and did not apologize!
Non starter. Rookie. Never heard of him. The senate is the big leagues-no room for error. That’s like putting Herschel in the ring.
I’d go with Scott Jennings. Even tempered even though he’s a Bushie. Gotta be better than the turtle.