[Kleon]

No word if he's an illegal alien.

According to Grok, he's a former baseball player who started for the Cardinals. He was born in California.

[FirstFlaBn]

Well, he’s athletic and she’s athletic, so might be a good match (unless he’s behind bars or in a straight jacket).

[Repeal The 17th]

“...he’s a former baseball player...”
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The former baseball player by the same name is 43 years old.