Posted on 04/27/2025 7:45:56 PM PDT by Macho MAGA Man
About the closest thing I get to twerking is gingerly bending over to pick up my dropped towel after showering.
I think it is a disgusting move and I cringe when I see women teaching their toddlers to act in such a manner. We don’t have to return to the Victorian period, but I wish women would have a little decency and respect for themselves and their bodies.
Coming as standard equipment on the 2026 Escalade...LED turn signals visible to the twerlers on the roof.
One of the factors for the implementation of “Victorian morality” was to stop the rise of venereal disease in merry olde England (now Englandistan).
Since long-term mercury containing medication was used to combat syphilis at the time, the joke was “a night with Venus, gets you a life with Mercury”
FYI and IMHO.
Yeah, but what song was playing?
Drugs and alcohol don’t mix well with stupid. I would guess the funeral would have a “Chuckles the clown” type of interlude.
Sad overall, but how does one stop self-destructive behaviour?
When Keepin’ It Real Goes Wrong
“Since I fell for you”...Lenny Welch...
Or...”Free Fallin’”...Tom Petty or
“Please help me I’m Falling”...Hank Locklin
RIP...but lady, that was dumb!
you gotta go out doing what you love
Most likely one of those disgusting cRap songs.
I’m thinking her caboose was a wide turn load, and she just plainly tipped over. Hopefully her will included instructions to be buried face down, so anyone laughing can kiss her s**.
Democrats propose bill to mandate guard rails on the roofs of all new model vehicles...
I think every club played that...followed immediately by (in the Midwest where I was) “Hapoy Trails” by Van Halen.
Happy Trails
She learned about Newton’s First Law of Motion the hard way.
If only she understood physics she might still be alive.
It would take a heart of stone not to find A level of humor in this.
I laughed at that headline. was that wrong? It’s so early to be so mean.
This is awful as the firemen now have to live with this . They did nothing wrong and now have to live with running over and killing someone
There once was a dancer named Nyla
Who twerked on her Caddy with styla
Her moves were so bold
But the roof wouldn’t hold
And she slipped off that shiny car’s fendera
With crushed skull and wounded pride too
She learned what one ought not to do
Momma said “No matter how fly
Or how nimble you try,
Car roofs weren’t made for your dance debut!”
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