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1 posted on 04/23/2025 10:53:44 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

They’ll just add more sugar.


2 posted on 04/23/2025 10:56:15 AM PDT by GaryCrow
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"If I close my eyes when I eat it, it's exactly the same," said cereal lover Greg Hart.

"Cereal lover"? See, even with AI, there are still new jobs opening up all over the place.

Anyway, it's good to know that doing away with food dyes isn't going to be a "cereal killer."

3 posted on 04/23/2025 10:58:21 AM PDT by x
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Surprised no woke Karen ever pushed for the Pebbles name change already.

“How dare you name a cereal after a homophobic slur?”

LOL


4 posted on 04/23/2025 11:00:21 AM PDT by pburiak (You really think we can vote our way out of this? That's so cute...)
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To: DFG

I think “straighty pebbles” is more accurate.


5 posted on 04/23/2025 11:01:22 AM PDT by military cop (I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
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Already all different colors, but only one flavor.

"Fruity" == isoamyl acetate

Likewise the "Froot" in Froot Loops.

6 posted on 04/23/2025 11:02:41 AM PDT by Salman (Lasu Eŭropon bruli!)
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Damn You RFK Jr !Damn You!
Not my Fruity Pebbles 😱


8 posted on 04/23/2025 11:08:52 AM PDT by MotorCityBuck (Keep the change, you are filthy animal! Re )
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To: DFG

Well, there USED to be “Whitey” Pebbles. The cereal was Rice Krinkles. Best cereal ever, and I still remember the light hint of honey taste even though it was dropped around 1971. I miss Quake, too.


9 posted on 04/23/2025 11:08:56 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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Whitey can be fruity too, but who didn’t know that already.


12 posted on 04/23/2025 11:23:43 AM PDT by ansel12 ((NATO warrior under Reagan, and RA under Nixon, bemoaning the pro-Russians from Vietnam to Ukraine.))
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changing its "Fruity Pebbles" cereal to the more compliant "Whitey Pebbles."

That's racist! /s

13 posted on 04/23/2025 11:25:03 AM PDT by EnderWiggin1970
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Wouldn’t it just be rice crispies at that point?


19 posted on 04/23/2025 12:31:16 PM PDT by suasponte137
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