I demand that Senator Van Hollen be given private access to these poor immigrants in their cells. He needs to spend private time with each of them so he can convey his personal assurances as to all the hard work he is doing on their behalf.
Somebody needs to warn the El Salvadorans that Little Bobby Garcia (D-Peru) is trying to get all the Mexicans in the House of Representatives together to form a gang and go down to the prison. They may be planning to try to break out Merryland’s “Father of the Year” so he can be back in Merryland for Father’s Day. Crazy Bobby believes that everything is a “barfight” and said that they should be able to take guns into Congress because the U.S. Congress is nothing but a “barfight”. The boy is crazy.