[magooey]

I have read somewhere that Islam has a 1500 year life expectancy. Maybe no one would believe their nonsense that long after the founding of the religion.

While 1500 years put the expiry date of Islam in the early 2100’s, when some products are left out in the hot sun, their “best before” dates become an overestimate.

[Freeleesy]

Then, mommy evil gives sweets to the kid who attended the best..