When I was a kid I was vaguely annoyed by the Easter Bunny, but now I consider the whole Easter Bunny thing monstrous and right out of the Hellmouth.
No wonder these two pervy midget elvin homos take to it.
Poor kids, may their misguided pseudoparents somehow push the kids in the direction of Sunday school or some exposure to Christianity.
Ultimately may we all be saved from this insane epidemic of homosexuality and all the ruin it has caused.