Stan Freberg 1961 comedy album the United States of America, the Early Years had a skit of Columbus and his men negotiating with the “Indians” at the shore.
Columbus: Now that we have discovered this land....
Indian: No, we discovered you. We lived here and saw you guys coming here.
Later....
Columbus: Okay, let’s settle the deal. I’ll go to the bank and have my check certified and give it to you.
Indian: Can’t. Banks closed. Columbus Day.
Redman drive-um hard bargain.