Clinton: I hate when a page blows up on you.
They blowed up real good.
My first thought. Pagers courtesy of the u.n. or some ngo?
The Bidone administration will probably step in and give free none blow up ones. That should assure them the Mooslim vote...
Hello! Achmed, this is your goat screwing brother-in-law. Don’t Answer your pager mine rang and blew my balls off. Hello, Hello, Achmed why is your voice so high? You sound like a little girl. Bwaaahaaaahaaaaaa!
How many democrats did we lose as a result of this op?
I say we buy pagers for the Mad Mullahs of Tehran.
Some pagers did some things…
They’re going to change the name of Hezbollah to Hezballess.
“Gotta get back to you, Abdul. My pager’s blowing up.”
“What is best in life? To smite the Hezbos, to blast off their gherkins, and to hear the lamentations of the mullahs and MSM presstitutes! Allahu Fubar!
“leaving some 2,800 others injured when the pagers detonated on Tuesday morning across Lebanon and in parts of Syria. “
Talk about “a thousand points of light.” 2,800 points of light.
An attempt by terrorists to use PETN on us:
U.S. Feared Parcel Bomb Plot Was Coming; Saw September ‘Dry Run’
ABC News ^ | 11/1/10 | MATTHEW COLE, RICHARD ESPOSITO, MATTHEW MOSK and BRIAN ROSS
Posted on 11/1/2010, 8:23:38 PM by tpmintx
US intelligence officials feared that al Qaeda terrorists in Yemen were plotting to attack the United States and actually intercepted what they now believe were “dry run” shipments to Chicago in mid-September, according to several people briefed on the plot and a senior US official.
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The White House said it only learned of the actual air cargo plot late Thursday night when Saudi intelligence provided “a tip” about the bombs being shipped.
(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com .
U.S. Hunts for More Suspicious Packages (”Sheer luck” PETN bombs didn’t go off)
The New York Times ^ | Friday, October 29, 2010 | Scott Shane
Posted on 10/29/2010, 10:22:13 PM by kristinn
SNIP
Representative Jane Harman, a California Democrat on the House Homeland Security Committee, said Friday that the packages seized in Britain and Dubai contained PETN, the same chemical explosive contained in the bomb sewn into the underwear of the Nigerian man who tried to blow up an airliner over Detroit last Dec. 25. That plot, too, was hatched in Yemen, a country that is regarded as one of the most significant fronts in the battle with extremists.
Ms. Harman, who was briefed by John S. Pistole, administrator of the Transportation Security Administration, said that both packages contained computer printer cartridges filled with the explosive, but that one used a cellphone as a detonator and the other had a timer....
We now know hezbollah buys their pagers through a corporate purchase order on Amazon.
CC
Okay, you gotta admit, this is funny on several levels. “The Jews” sold pagers laced with explosives to the people who want them all dead and then blew their balls off. Yes, that’s not exactly how it went down, but still. That’s just funny to me.
Hopefully the NSA or CIA, or some other government organ is monitoring hospital visits in America made by people claiming that their pager exploding caused their injury... This was an awesome operation by Mossad... Now they can monitor all those injured and identify terrorist that they previously didn’t even know about. They are geniuses.
Mossad is busy reducing the size of detcord so it looks more like string as hezbollah transitions to communicating using tin cans and string.
Will the anti-civilization, murdering barbarians ever be eliminated from the planet?
72 goats are missing in action.