Ashura Wonderland (to the tune of Winter Wonderland)
Minerats, caterwauling
Ashura’s quite appalling.
Reminds you and me
Of the death of Ali,
Marching in Ashura Wonderlad.
In a War of sucession,
Power was his obsession,
Fatima can’t rule
Ali is no fool
Marching in Ashura Wonderland.
On the Battlefield he was heroic,
Till he was sliced up and soon was dead
So all devout Mommas grab their babies
And slice a razor blade across his head.
((((I’m not kidding))))
Ever since I’ve been knee-height,
I’ve been sick of this Shi’ite.
Those idiots can
Go back to Iran
And wallow in Ashura Wonderland.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashura
Note:
Years ago, there were hundreds of photos from Iran of Ashura “celebrations” which included self-flagellation, and baby boys screaming as their mothers gave them a quick slice on the forehead to commemorate the death of Ali on the battlefield. Blood was everywhere.
It seems that they have all been scrubbed.
You’ll just have to take my word for it, I guess.