[McGruff]

“he bought a five-foot ladder”

Ain't buying it, nope.

[Governor Dinwiddie]

I've humped more ladders than I care to remember. A 5 foot ladder would be rarer than hens teeth. Never seen one. A 6 foot ladder is what you use to change the light bulb in your bathroom. That's a 12 foot ladder in the picture. No way that fits in a little bitty rice box.