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Biden hasn't done a thing about summer heat.

I, on the other hand, have queried ChatGPT....

Sure, here are ten extremely creative and outlandish ideas to cool the USA during the summer:

Sky-High Icebergs: Tow massive icebergs from the Arctic and strategically place them in the Gulf of Mexico and the Great Lakes. The cold air generated would create a cooling effect across large swathes of the country.
Floating Ice Cream Cities: Construct enormous, floating ice cream factories in the oceans that produce and release millions of tons of ice cream into the water. The cool ocean currents would then help regulate coastal temperatures.
Giant Reflective Balloons: Release millions of gigantic, reflective helium balloons into the stratosphere. These balloons would reflect sunlight back into space, reducing the amount of heat reaching the surface.
Cloud-Seeding Drones: Deploy fleets of cloud-seeding drones to create artificial clouds that provide shade and reduce ground temperatures across major cities.
Frozen Skyscrapers: Design skyscrapers with a facade made of ice. The ice would be continually replenished from internal cooling systems, effectively turning these buildings into giant, urban ice packs.
Solar-Powered Cooling Stations: Set up massive solar-powered cooling stations in deserts and other hot areas. These stations would generate electricity to power gigantic fans and misting systems that create cool air zones.
Arctic Wind Tunnels: Construct enormous wind tunnels from the Arctic to the USA, funneling cold, polar air directly into hot regions during the summer months.
Temperature-Reversing Roadways: Develop special roadways made of materials that absorb heat during the day and release it at night, effectively reversing the temperature cycle and cooling down urban areas.
Underwater Ice Pipelines: Build a network of underwater pipelines that transport ice-cold water from the polar regions to coastal cities. The water would be used to cool public spaces and infrastructure.
Giant Fan Arrays in the Rocky Mountains: Erect colossal arrays of wind turbines in the Rocky Mountains that, instead of generating electricity, act as fans to blow cool mountain air down into the plains and valleys.