Murky Mr. Magoo: Biden's Debate Blunder Has Democrats in a Panic

Flopping Aces ^ | 06-28-24 | Jeff Childers

[Starman417]

Joe Biden’s halting debate performance against President Trump last night was a shock and a surprise to a large number of ordinary Americans who just woke up from a coma. As for we unlucky non-coma victims, who’ve had to sit through the entire show, we knew this day was coming sooner or later. NBC ran its version of the Titanic-sized disaster story under the bizarre —but truthful— headline, “'Babbling' and 'hoarse': Biden's debate performance sends Democrats into a panic.” Instead of delivering Dark Brandon, the Democrats served up Murky Mr. Magoo.

  Haha! But don’t get the wrong idea. The debate was a four-alarm fire for democrats, but NBC rolled out the trucks and ladders, with the damage control starting right from the minimizing subheadline, which suggested the former Vice President only had a sore throat: “The president often had a weak, raspy voice during his first debate against Trump in what Democrats had hoped would be a turning point in the race.”

Tragically for the Biden Campaign, the rush of events forced them to commit to a weak, early excuse: Biden had a cold. I was sick and couldn’t turn in my homework!

For a time, they tried to hold the line of criticism, but as you will see the fire rapidly burned out of control. Right after the debate, only 33% of CNN’s cherry-picked debate watchers thought Biden won the debate, his lowest score to date:

  They’re going to need a better narrative. NBC reported that, back when they thought Dark Brandon was showing up, “the Biden campaign acknowledged that the debate would be a critical moment in the election, with officials hoping it could shake up the race to his benefit.”

More 2024 records were set yesterday. Yesterday’s was the earliest Presidential debate in history. It was the first in history scheduled before either man has been officially nominated as the candidate of their political party. So, technically, it wasn’t even a presidential debate. And it was the first without a live debate audience. And, of course, it was the first time ever that a sitting President debated the immediately preceding President.

If there was one gaffe that defined the entire sordid show, it was when, at one point, Biden erratically and inexplicably claimed, “We finally beat Medicare.” I am not making that up. I’ve searched everywhere and nobody seems to know what he meant. But Biden’s mysterious anti-Medicare boast capped off a long, crepusclar ramble that was arguably even more senseless, and which truly must be seen and heard to be believed (CLIP 1-funny, CLIP 2-straight). Here’s how NBC described it:

  Here’s a transcript of the tail end of the Leader of the Free World desperately searching for his lost train of thought:

JOE BIDEN: “Making sure that we’re able to make every single solitary person, eh, uh, eligible … for what I've been able to do with, the uh, covid, excuse me, with umm dealing with everything we had to deal with. Uh. Look, if … we finally beat Medicare!”

JAKE TAPPER: “Thank you, President Biden.” (quickly cuts mike).

Charitably, maybe Biden got confused about which one was the virus and which one was the vast, socialized healthcare bureaucracy. But I’m only guessing. Somewhere, out in space, far beyond the Galactic core, puzzled aliens are setting up whole new institutes to ponder the deep meaning behind Joe’s enigmatic profundities.

Nearly as bad was Joe’s pitiful effort to explain the Supreme Court’s ruling in Roe v. Wade. At least, I think that was what he was trying to do. Scientists have determined that, at our present level of knowledge, it’s impossible to say for sure:

  Shortly thereafter, Biden soberly informed CNN’s cameras and the free world that many women “raped by their sisters” need abortions.

[irishjuggler]

‘... many women “raped by their sisters” need abortions.’

In fairness, in the Dems’ world of transgenderism, some “sisters” have penises.

[DannyTN]

[econjack]

Can anyone confirm or deny that CNN broke from the traditional 7 second broadcast delay to a two minute delay? The MSM media was also banned from the live performance so they couldn’t say that the broadcast debate had edits done before being broadcast?

[Liz]

https://x.com/mazemoore/status/1806556780979175820?s=46&t=oXM3QUNDayEotvdo1W-zQA

Must watch. The suck-up media in full Biden obeisance.
“Dont believe your lying eyes. Biden is sharper than ever.”

[Carl Vehse]

"... only 33% of CNN’s cherry-picked debate watchers thought Biden won the debate, his lowest score to date"

These 33 percent of debate watchers were later diagnosed as having Stage 5 TDS.

[353FMG]

Biden is a habitual liar who was finally exposed as the fake that he is. Perhaps God still blesses America.

[econjack]

Republicans should pray that Biden stays in the race. Almost anyone else who can fog a mirror will have a better chance of winning the election than Biden. I'd love to see a repeat of the crushing defeat McGovern suffered repeated with Biden.

[BEJ]

Biden: We beat Roe v Wade with COVID, and we beat Medicare with the common cold.

Trump: ?????

Biden: Dr. Jill says the trimester is great if you are doing hot yoga, but you need some Tommy James and the Shondells to get into the right mood.

Trump: ?????

Biden: Jerry and the Pacemakers are good for people with a heart condition. And the rest is between you and your doctor.

Trump: ?????

[OakOak]

The guests on Fox are playing shocked. Joe Biden claimed to speaking to dead people in 2019. He always lied his ass off.

It’s been six years of him losing his thoughts and saying, Well look….

Jill has always been a money grubbing grifter and Joe has been a bad Con Man for a decade.

Where were these people when Joe went to the beach in the most “crucial” part of the Debt Ceiling negotiations?

[chopperk]

The dems must be asleep.....Since 1974 I have followed the oddball since he came on the public screen as a Congressman. Biden has consistently been out in left field on most legislation and would vote against his own legislation, many times. He was like a loose canon and never told the truth.

[Organic Panic]

What did Dominion think?

[faucetman]

“Joe Biden’s halting debate performance against President Trump last night was a shock and a surprise to a large number of ordinary Americans”

a surprise to a large number of ordinary Americans

To me it was no surprise. I saw the same old addled Biden/Brandon I always see. He wasn’t any worse. I thought the old addled Biden did just how I expected him to do.

I think the Democrats and the urinalists realized that most people watching the debate were, for the first time, actually seeing just how far gone he really is.

Not a news snippet, but 90 minutes worth! He even shat himself on live TV. The walking corpse we have all seen was now seen by the rest of the electorate.

Bye bye Joe.

That’s All Folks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9434BoGkNQ&ab_channel=JinketsuVII

[californian by choice]

What I saw was a talking stone, which only repeated the fake news of its puppeteers

[blitz128]

I have noticed that no matter the WTF answer on a poll there will be 30-40% giving that answer.

If a rock was at the podium last night instead of the potted plant xiden, 33% would have said the rock won

[blitz128]

This was a surprise to the Chicago type cnn watching democrats. This is not at all what they have been told.
The fact that they should have known doesn’t matter

33% think the potted plant won even after that
Damn dog faced pony soldiers

[Liz]

Good point........we need to find out who, exactly, is running the US govt.

[Liz]

At long last.

Biden on the debate stage, exemplified the idiocy
of the liberal “anything goes” political apparat.

And was proof positive that the much maligned conservative practice.....
“applying critical thinking”......is a must-do for politicians.

[Liz]

[Sirius Lee]

last night was a shock and a surprise to a large number of ordinary Americans”

One would hope that ordinary Americans are wondering why the media has been lying to them about the potted plant in the Oval Office. And maybe, just maybe, they might wonder, too, about what else the media's mockingbirds have been fabricating on the one hand, or obfuscating on the other.