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The Morning Briefing: Joe Biden's Debate Tune-Up Is Alternately Pathetic and Hilarious
PJ Media ^ | 24 June 2024 | STEPHEN KRUISER

Posted on 06/25/2024 3:30:23 AM PDT by Sam77

Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. Elszencia felt that her raspberry crumble was finally ready for Nibbler's Row at the Tri-Village Biennial Flea Market.

On Monday's episode of "Five O'Clock Somewhere" my friend Stephen Green and I were discussing the fact that neither of us is completely convinced that the first 2024 debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden is going to happen, even though it's only days away. As we have discussed many times, nothing should ever be ruled out in this most insane of election years. If it does happen as scheduled, Stephen will be doing one of his legendary live VodkaPundit Drunkblogs.

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1 posted on 06/25/2024 3:30:23 AM PDT by Sam77
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To: Sam77

Team Biden wanted the debate conducted while seated in chairs, not standing at podiums. The Trump team nixed that. So Turniphead has to stand.


2 posted on 06/25/2024 3:37:32 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (The country bounces along like Custer on the way to Little Big Horn, thanks to Dear Leader)
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Biden’s got the real debate problem.

He put on his “Feeble Old Man w/ a Failing Memory Act”
to dupe S/C Hur, who fell for it hook line and sinker.

That act kept Biden out of jail for mishandling classified documents.

At the debate, Biden has to switch gears to win.

He’ll do his “I’m a Healthy, Smart Beacon of Democratic Leadership Act.”

From feeble to leader......that’ll be some trick.


Biden has spent the last six months “lowering expectations” about himself
<><>he convinced America that he can’t walk or talk
<><>he convinced S/C Hur that he’s a feeble old man w/ a poor memory
<><>Biden’s addled brain act WRT mishandling classified documents kept him out of jail.
<><>so now debate Biden is going to switch gears
<><>Biden has left the feeble act behind
<><>Biden will show a masterful command of the issues
<><>he’s going to look strong and he’s going to go after Trump
<><>no worries about going to jail now, debate Biden is going gangbusters.


3 posted on 06/25/2024 3:39:38 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name . )
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To: Sam77

I am not interested in this debate.

Talk is cheap, especially with politicians. I want policy that improves things for America and Americans. Joe Biden’s policies after three years are just like his GAZA dock; they cost money, get people hurt, cause conflict, and don’t work. Enough of a government that acts like a fascist dictatorship and ignores SCOTUS and Congress, Joe gotta go.


4 posted on 06/25/2024 3:46:06 AM PDT by Pete Dovgan (Repeatedl)
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To: Sam77

BTTT


5 posted on 06/25/2024 3:48:32 AM PDT by nopardons
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To: Liz

How many squats will Biden take on stage?


6 posted on 06/25/2024 3:59:33 AM PDT by cnsmom
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To: COBOL2Java

Trump should be allowed to wear a pair of nose plugs in case Biden does a squat.


7 posted on 06/25/2024 4:02:35 AM PDT by cnsmom
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To: cnsmom

lol...............


8 posted on 06/25/2024 4:14:42 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name . )
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To: cnsmom

The debate will be broadcast with a 5 minute delay, so if Puppet Biden has a bowel movement, CNN will be able to edit it out. They will make sure no one can see the strings on the marionette.

It’s going to be carefully choreographed, in Biden’s favor and make CNN look like the pathetic shills they are.


9 posted on 06/25/2024 4:17:00 AM PDT by Flavious_Maximus (Tony Fauci will be put on death row and die of COVID!)
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To: Sam77

Trump should resurrect his word covfefe cause Biden is a pathological liar and it would be funny and confusing to Biden Toss in some Cornpop, Uncle Bouzy and a sprinkle of sniffing too.


10 posted on 06/25/2024 4:19:51 AM PDT by cnsmom
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Posted by diogenesis.


11 posted on 06/25/2024 4:22:29 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name . )
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To: cnsmom
Trump should be allowed to wear a pair of nose plugs in case Biden does a squat.

Trump ought to bring one of those podium fans and prominently have it facing Turniphead


12 posted on 06/25/2024 4:28:31 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (The country bounces along like Custer on the way to Little Big Horn, thanks to Dear Leader)
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To: Flavious_Maximus

I wonder how many edits they will have in the first 5 minutes.


13 posted on 06/25/2024 4:45:41 AM PDT by cnsmom
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To: cnsmom

So CNN is the sole network to have live broadcast abilities for this “ All the World’s a Stage” event. This implies that the broadcast is not live, but edited for you, the general public! Not acceptable IMHO! Let the truth be shown


14 posted on 06/25/2024 5:11:10 AM PDT by shadeaud (God gave us the free will and intelligence to choose right from wrong. Use it or lose it!)
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To: shadeaud

Fake News Network. No audience, delay, and edits. I bet the debate is pulled when Biden freezes in the first 5 minutes. Trump didn’t need to prep for a non debate.Biden’s debate prep was just an excuse to hide him.


15 posted on 06/25/2024 5:54:10 AM PDT by cnsmom
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To: cnsmom

This just in: Joe Biden suffered a severe hippocampus injury after standing for 85 minutes during a practice run for his upcoming debate...


16 posted on 06/25/2024 5:58:24 AM PDT by aklurker
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To: Liz

Looks like he should be her son.


17 posted on 06/25/2024 7:04:25 AM PDT by dandiegirl (BOBBY m)
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To: Pete Dovgan

How much longer until the real purpose of the 2nd amendment kicks in, maintain a free state.


18 posted on 06/25/2024 7:10:00 AM PDT by DownInFlames (P)
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To: dandiegirl

Odd couple for sure.


19 posted on 06/25/2024 7:15:48 AM PDT by Liz (This then is how we should pray: Our Father who art in heaven, Hallowed be thy name . )
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To: Flavious_Maximus

Is the debate really going to be on a time delay or are you just suggesting that?


20 posted on 06/25/2024 7:25:40 AM PDT by Freee-dame ( )
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