1. Show up.
I’m partial to eye rolling and smirking.
MUST DO:
1) say whatever he wants to say, with whatever tone he wants to use
2) employ any one-liners he wants, mean or otherwise
3) laugh at or slam his three debate opponents (Tapper, Bash, Biden) as often as he wants
SHOULD NOT:
1) Listen to a single online naysayer, especially the self-appointed "geniuses" here