I imagine that conversation may go something like this:
Some DNC Muckety-Muck: Kamala-la-la-ding-dong, you're not going to be the candidate now that Herr Biden has expired. Step aside.
Kamala-la-la-ding-dong: No.
Some DNC Muckety-Muck: (Motions to another DNC Muckety-Muck) Get Hillary on the phone. We have a new name for the Clinton Death List.
Kamala-la-la-ding-dong: I quit! I quit! Where's my driver? Get me outta here!
No lie, at 11:45CDT during his broadcast he said just about the same thing I did above. I laughed so hard I damn' near drove off the road when I heard him do it.