Posted on 05/09/2024 8:32:03 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
High above Cayuga’s waters,
There’s an awful smell.
Some say it’s Cayuga’s waters;
We say it’s Cornell.
The Poison Ivy League needs a thorough flush job
Thinking of Hercules at the Aegean Stables
Cornell went to the Devil back in the 1960’s and never recovered.
“I don’t wish these people well.”
I wish them well in finding good pieces of cardboard, and full Magic Markers, for the signs they’ll be holding up standing at the Interstate off ramps.
Wonder if the stats at the above have anything to do with it...
This just in: Cornell University librarian discovers documentation in archives that lists original name of university as Cornhole University.
You can tell the senior girls at Cornell by the size of their calves...
The PBS Frontline documentary, “Crisis on Campus,” examines how university leaders, some of whom have faced congressional hearings, navigated the challenges of responding to heated rhetoric and division on their campuses and balancing free speech with the need to prevent harassment and discrimination.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HESNxDn6Efs
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