Why, Zhou? Just... why?
Declaring a climate emergency would allow Biden “to unlock a bunch of powers,” said Zhou [...]
Even more effective than setting fire to the Reichstag!
That could include protecting people affected by climate disasters from eviction and providing them free healthcare, they [??] said.
Would no doubt also include making the money to pay for it all appear - poof! - out of thin air like magic!
“Harris, Harris, can’t you see, this is an emergency,” they chanted, alternating the latter phrase with “fossil fuels are killing me” and “this will be your legacy.”
Kid probably flew First Class, too!
Regards,
I suggest replacing “their” with “its”.