Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this tropic port
Aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three Minute tour, a three Minute tour.
Bonus points for any RuZZian Boy who gets this reference.
Then again, the RuZZian Boy will need to admit he was a RuZZian Boy to get credit!
“On the Dnipro, the Southern Defense Forces nailed another Russian devil on a boat.”
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