How I wish I could get 8 percent returns.
Hey, I just got an offer to invest in a share of the toll roads in Pennsylvania. A 22% guaranteed return ;) All they want for "investor verification" is my bank account number. What a deal! How can I turn that down?
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When somebody starts talking 6 percent, my financial spidey-sense tingles...