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Canada Woman Claims to Be 'Ecosexual,' Falls in Love With Tree
Red State ^ | 12/26/2023 | Ward Clark

Posted on 12/26/2023 6:34:29 PM PST by SeekAndFind

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To: SeekAndFind

Is she monogamous? There’s a lot of trees in the forest.


21 posted on 12/26/2023 6:53:53 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: BradyLS

Clearly a lover of hardwoods.

“You say that i have a dirty mind, and just how did you know what i meant?”🤭


22 posted on 12/26/2023 6:56:03 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
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To: SeekAndFind

Erotic Story Telling, is that like JOI ?


23 posted on 12/26/2023 6:57:40 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
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To: SeekAndFind

Gimme a call when the sap is flowing.


24 posted on 12/26/2023 6:59:52 PM PST by blackdog ((Z28.310) My dog Sam eats purple flowers.)
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To: Lazamataz

Laz, you’re not being very nice this holiday season. Yes you would, “wink wink, nudgenudge know what I mean”, even after only two adult beverages…..just saying’.


25 posted on 12/26/2023 7:00:23 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
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To: SeekAndFind

When she’s not there, does she pine for it?


26 posted on 12/26/2023 7:01:50 PM PST by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: SeekAndFind

Canuck_ecoconservative posts here, no?


27 posted on 12/26/2023 7:01:54 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (I didn't come here to guide lambs, but to awaken lions 🦅 MAGADONIAN ⚔️)
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To: drSteve78
Laz, you’re not being very nice this holiday season.

That's coincidental! Three out my last eleven murder victims said the exact same thing!

28 posted on 12/26/2023 7:03:58 PM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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To: Lurker

She should leaf.


29 posted on 12/26/2023 7:04:25 PM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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To: Lazamataz

Fuggedabboudit. Those three were poor sports.


30 posted on 12/26/2023 7:04:53 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Right Brother

She’s so ugly, I expect her to bark.


31 posted on 12/26/2023 7:05:01 PM PST by Lazamataz (In order to prevent tyranny, Democrats have decided who I can and cannot vote for.)
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To: SeekAndFind

In what manner will this ‘marriage’ be consummated?
Riddle me that!
Will she recline on white, feathery buds of the pussy willow?


32 posted on 12/26/2023 7:06:04 PM PST by lee martell
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To: SeekAndFind

She is a lover of woodies!


33 posted on 12/26/2023 7:07:00 PM PST by MIchaelTArchangel
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To: SeekAndFind

You know the tree will Leaf her in the fall.


34 posted on 12/26/2023 7:12:44 PM PST by Waverunner
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To: SeekAndFind

This one has me stumped. We need to get to the root of this before it gets too far. But if they had a child, wood it be a chip off the ol’ block?


35 posted on 12/26/2023 7:14:49 PM PST by NorseWood
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To: SeekAndFind

Well, I’m rooting for her...


36 posted on 12/26/2023 7:15:45 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Lazamataz

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


37 posted on 12/26/2023 7:20:10 PM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. Even more so)
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To: SeekAndFind

Nuts


38 posted on 12/26/2023 7:25:28 PM PST by bigbob
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To: SeekAndFind

Hopefully splinters and irritating sap will have to be dealt with for days after consumation.


39 posted on 12/26/2023 7:39:53 PM PST by fso301
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To: lee martell

Will they consummate the marriage with a corkscrew?


40 posted on 12/26/2023 8:00:11 PM PST by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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