"Two dozen Russian soldiers have allegedly been killed by a Ukrainian partisan group who claimed it offered them poisoned vodka and other food items in occupied Crimea.
A partisan group calling itself the "Crimea Combat Seagulls" said in a post to Telegram over the weekend that it had killed 24 Russian soldiers and hospitalized 11 others after giving them the poisoned food and drinks in Simferopol, Crimea's second-largest city...
...The Crimea Combat Seagulls boasted in a Telegram post on Saturday that dozens of Russian troops had been duped by "nice girls" into accepting "goodies" laced with arsenic and strychnine at a military checkpoint, according to The Kyiv Post. The group urged others to emulate them by also poisoning Russians in Crimea "like cockroaches.""
“Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, catch a ...”
Oh forget it, I’ll take the one on the left.