Reminds me of a true story. Our company was considering running a power line through East Texas near where the Boggy Creek Monster was supposed to be. So some company people asked about it.
The guide said: “We was out hunting coon one time and we heard this weird shriek. and a real bad smell! The dogs also got scared!”
A secretary with the group then asked: “Do, do you all still hunt Negros down here?”
The guide said..”RA-COON, Debbie! RA-COON!”