[Fzob]

Pretty sure he meant to say he had a shart

[glennaro]

I'm even more certain that FJB is confusing his "epiphany" with an unexpected "back door delivery" he undoubtedly received that, based on his insufferable personality, likely occurred on multiple occasions.

I'd say FJB's statement is a form of "coming out" except for the obvious fact that in his severely retarded mental state he would not be able to figure out how to open the "closet" door.

What a miserable, pathetic creature FJB is.